I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.Gambling
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.Tennis
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.Funny Quotes
