Quotes and Sayings about Missouri

Quotes and Sayings about Missouri

Ethel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."
Shameless - Season 2 Episode 5
Did you know only one US president has been born in Missouri?
It's true, man.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Missouri - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
The more complex the world situation becomes, the more scientific and rational analysis you have to have, the less you can do with simple good will and sentiment.
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody.
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.
There's a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of her
The future ain’t what it used to be.
I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go.
You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind.
Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.
I love barbecue, it's my favorite thing to eat.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Robert A. Heinlein - Stranger in a Strange Land
I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up.
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
TV is the best babysitter.
Rhythm is born in all of us. To be a desirable dancing partner, you don't have to do all the intricate fancy steps that happen to be in vogue. All you have to do is be a good average dancer, and anybody who spends the time and effort can accomplish this.
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.
I grew up feeling unattractive, and it took a long time to grow into a place where I was comfortable with me.
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Objective journalism and an opinion column are about as similar as the Bible and Playboy magazine.
When rough times have fallen upon our state in the past, Texans have always responded with generosity and an eagerness to help. The compassionate response to the fires has proven that this community spirit is alive and well.
I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.
I pay attention to the news. I take the 'New York Times.' I do the Saturday crossword.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
He who is deaf, blind and silent, lives a thousand years in peace.
There's something that's sexy about a guy who has the strength to kill somebody, but is also vulnerable enough to be in love.
Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying.
Darcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."
Captain Marvel in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 7
I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.
Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12

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