The best Quotes by Miranda Hobbes

The best Quotes by Miranda Hobbes

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.
Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2
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The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10
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I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 12
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Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10
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Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 5
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Carrie: "She took some highfalutin job at Mina Minetti, which is, if you can wrap your brain around this, a higher-end Brunello Cucinelli."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."
And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 3
Carrie: "Remember when we had to legally stand six feet apart from one another?"
Miranda: "Yeah. I miss it."
And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 1
Charlotte: "She's wearing flats."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."
And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 3
If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3