Quotes by Miranda Hobbes

Miranda Hobbes is a character from Sex And The City, And Just Like That...

Quotes by Miranda Hobbes

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

SexMiranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 2
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The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 10
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I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 12
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Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 10
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Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 5
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Carrie: "She took some highfalutin job at Mina Minetti, which is, if you can wrap your brain around this, a higher-end Brunello Cucinelli."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That..., Season 1 Episode 3
 
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Carrie: "Remember when we had to legally stand six feet apart from one another?"
Miranda: "Yeah. I miss it."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That..., Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Charlotte: "She's wearing flats."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That..., Season 1 Episode 3
 
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If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Singles & DatingMiranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 3
 
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