If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.Singles & DatingMiranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 3
Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.SexMiranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 2
I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 12
The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 10
Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."