The best Quotes by Mino Raiola

Current health status for the ones wondering: pissed off. Second time in 4 months they kill me.

April 2022, about false news about his death

Do you want a dictator as president of FIFA or a democracy? Even a 15-year-old kid knows that the only good thing about FIFA is the video game.

FIFA Association

Sepp Blatter is a demented dictator. It makes me deeply sick just to think about Blatter being re-elected.

Sepp Blatter FIFA Association

If Mario Balotelli had Zlatan Ibrahimovic's head, Lionel Messi would have fewer Ballon d'Or awards.

Lionel Messi Mario Balotelli Zlatan Ibrahimović

Pep Guardiola, the coach, is fantastic. As a person he's an absolute zero. He's a coward, a dog.

Pep Guardiola

I think Cruyff and Guardiola can go to a mental hospital together, shut up, sit there and play cards together. They would do football and Barcelona a great service.

FC Barcelona

Fake news travel quick and far.

April 2021

Fake News

Some people need to talk for fear of being forgotten. Paul Scholes wouldn't recognize a leader if he was in front of Sir Winston Churchill.

August 2018

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This is for Mino Raiola. It's the first title I have won without Mino by my side. I was close to signing for Napoli, then he told me that I was the only one who could save Milan. So I dedicate it to him.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - May 2022

A.C. Milan

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Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - October 2022

Neymar Paris Saint-Germain

Broker: "I found a nice house, but has no furnitures."
Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
Broker: "Rich people don't buy furnitures in IKEA."
Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."

Zlatan Ibrahimović

IKEA

One year with me and you learned how to win titles.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - July 2021, about Gianluigi Donnarumma winning EURO

Chelsea can't sign me, I have more trophies than Chelsea. I should be the one to sign them.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - November 2020

Chelsea F.C.

I am president, player and coach. The only negative is that I only get paid for being a player.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - July 2020

I'm old. That's no secret. Age is just a number!

Zlatan Ibrahimović - July 2020

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - September 2020

Corona-Jokes

I came, I saw, I conquered. Thank you LA Galaxy for making me feel alive again. To the Galaxy fans - you wanted Zlatan, I gave you Zlatan. You are welcome. The story continues... Now go back to watch baseball.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - November 2019

I'm from Sweden, I was born in the snow. When it snows, I'm a viking. When it's warm, I'm a lion. We adjust for every condition there is.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - October 2019

Sweden Vikings & Northmen

Some players get trophys, some get statues. Some get both.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - at the inauguration of his statue, October 8th 2019

I went two games without scoring so it was about time.

Erling Haaland - January 2021

My first girlfriend always complained about me not spending enough time with her. One day she made me choose between her and football. I miss her sometimes.

Erling Haaland

The day I do an interview over one minute will be the day I quit football.

Erling Haaland

We're in good shape. So now, Dortmund is coming!

Erling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund) - April 2021

Borussia Dortmund

Listen, I do my job on the pitch. After the match I want to hit the showers, and crack a few cold ones with the boys - not answer questions reporters already know the answers to.

Erling Haaland

What a night! You need a hattrick? Call me!

Erling Haaland - July 2019, after scoring a hattrick in his CL debut

There have always been strong teams at Manchester United. But this one is the strongest.

Paul Pogba - August 2021

Manchester United

It was very important to start with a win. On the other hand, we play against Germany. Everybody knows about Germany... very very good team.

Paul Pogba - June 2021, after Germany - France

Soccer European Championships 2020

I like to try new looks and new haircuts. It's part of who I am.

Paul Pogba

Give up? I don't know what that means.

Paul Pogba

I always dream about winning the Ballon d'Or.

Paul Pogba

I do not live for people, for what they think, for them to say that I'm nice, good, the best, perfect. Everyone has their opinion. And I respect that.

Paul Pogba

The choice of Qatar was a mistake and I take my responsibility because I was the FIFA president at the time. Qatar is a small country. Football and World Cups are for big countries.

Sepp Blatter - November 2022

FIFA World Cup 2022 FIFA Association

I am excited to see good football. When the first game starts, people won't only be talking about the problems but also about the sport.

Sepp Blatter - November 2022

FIFA World Cup 2022

It's crazy that it has happened this way. I wanted it very much. I knew God was going to give it to me, I sensed it was going to be this.

Lionel Messi - December 2022, on Argentina winning the World Cup

Argentinia FIFA World Cup 2022

I feel great bitterness, it is disappointing to start this way. Now we must turn the page and show that we are a strong team.

Lionel Messi - November 2022, on losing against Saudi-Arabia

FIFA World Cup 2022

If Real comes back against Dortmund I will let my girlfriend sleep with the players.

Mario Balotelli - April 2013

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I can't believe it, maybe he's a liar! He's so good for 17 years old, he's a fantastic player. There was one moment when he didn't get the ball from central defenders, how he shouts and demands that ball to him at 17 means a lot.

Pep Guardiola - September 2020

Jude Bellingham

Erling Haaland is one of the first to arrive for training, one of the last to leave.

Pep Guardiola - October 2022

Erling Haaland

A cartel-like group of scumbags and assaulted criminals who ocassionaly put on soccer matches.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Qatar World Cup

FIFA Association

This organization went from being toxic, almost criminal to what it should be - an organization that cares about football. We have transformed it into a new FIFA - an organization which is synonymous with credibility, trust, integrity, equality, human rights.

Gianni Infantino - June 2019

FIFA Association

If Barcelona was a German club, they'd be a case for a liquidator.

Uli Hoeneß - September 2021

FC Barcelona

We all know, of course, what to make of our newspapers. The deaf man writes down what the blind man has told him, the village idiot edits it, and their colleagues in the other press houses copy it.

Timur Vermes in Look Who's Back

Newspapers Fake News

I don't think about money when I make these kinds of decisions. I play for the love of the game. I loved the feeling I got from Real Madrid.

Jude Bellingham - June 2023

Real Madrid

I want to finish with dignity so in a good club. It doesn't mean that to go USA or Qatar or Dubai is not good but I don't see myself there.

Cristiano Ronaldo - November 2015

Dubai

I feel happy here and want to stay in Milan for ten seasons and then retire at the age of 36.

Robinho

A.C. Milan

I have dreamed of this. This is a historic night for this club and for me, this is my first European title. I will remember this for all my life.

Rafael Santos Borré - May 2022, about Eintracht Frankfurt winning the Europa League

Eintracht Frankfurt

We'll be waiting for him like a wife, waiting for her husband to be released from prison.

Jürgen Klopp (as coach for Borussia Dortmund) - about the hurt Mats Hummels

Borussia Dortmund

Ed Sheeran did what I haven't seen too often before: Make people smile when leaving the Schalke Arena.

Toni Kroos - July 2022

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Bayern Munich's crowning achievement came with a 1-0 victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the UEFA Champions League final in Lisbon. Kingsley Coman, a Parisian and former PSG prospect, scored early in the second half. Manuel Neuer, the brilliant goalkeeper, made sure the lead stood up.

(The Washington Post) - August 2020, about Bayern Munich winning the Champions League

Manuel Neuer Bayern Munich Champions League

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