The best Quotes from Minions

Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

Master Chow in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Small Things

Who are these tiny tater tots and where did they get so much denim?

Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Food

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Eggs

Belle Bottom: "Alright, who let the kid in?"
Wild Knuckles: "I thought he was a tiny man."
Belle Bottom: "What's wrong with you? Do you seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?"
Gru: "Yes, I am pretty despicable. You don't want to cross me!"

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Minions: "Mini Boss! Mini Boss!"
Gru: "Alright. Alright. I'm not mini. Please stop calling me that!"

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Minions. There are a lot of villains in the world, but I am going to be a super villain!

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but they all share the same goal. To serve the most despicable master they could find. Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions. Finding a boss was easy. But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.

The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.

Bananas

Bob: "Villain-Con!
Madge Nelson: "Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun!"
Walter Nelson: "I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey? What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs."

I love England! The music, the fashion... I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.

Scarlett Overkill

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Assemble the Minions!

Gru in Despicable Me

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I find there are a few places where I like to meditate more than in other places. There's a little Catholic church that I go to, and there's another temple I go to - there are certain places where I just feel more comfortable.

Michael Keaton

There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.

Michael Keaton

To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.

Michael Keaton

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'

Michael Keaton

Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.

Michael Keaton

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Agnes in Despicable Me

Unicorns

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

Despicable Me

Monkeys & Apes

Agnes: "Your head is really smooth. Sometimes, I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes... never get older!"

Gru in Despicable Me

Good-Night-Quotes

Gru: "Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it."
Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go."
Gru: "...unless they're dead."

Gru in Despicable Me

That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Gru in Despicable Me

Statecraft is the art of attending to small matters as diligently as grand ones.

Ar-Pharazôn in The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power - Season 1 Episode 4

Politics Small Things

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Small Things Fate & Destiny

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time.

Morgan Freeman

Small Things

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food Chocolate

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Food Reality

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

Cooking Eggs

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

Pies & Cakes Eggs

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

Funny Quotes Chicken & Roosters Eggs

Yes, that was banana. No one expects the banana.

Soraka, the Starchild in League of Legends

Bananas

Nathan: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."

Chloe Frazer in Uncharted

Bananas

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

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