Quotes and Sayings about Minecraft

You know you fail at Minecraft when you think dirt is useless.

So you're mining stuff to craft with and crafting stuff to mine with? Did your dad write this game?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 3 Episode 10

Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.

Born to play Minecraft -
Forced to go to school

Education is important, but Minecraft is importanter.

You say you don't like Minecraft? Just remember, Minecraft spelled backwards is Tfarcenim - which means absolutely nothing... just like your opinion.

Minecraft and physics have a blocky relationship.

You give a man some pork, you feed him for a day. You teach a man to punch pigs, you feed him for a life time.

Minecraft is a game where I can build anything I can imagine. The only thing I can't build, is what I can't imagine.

It's the first "sandbox game" that actually lets you dig up sand at the beach, build a giant sandbox, build a sandcastle in it, smelt the sand into glass with a furnace you built yourself, rebuild it into a giant glass pyramid with a moat of lava, and then blow it all up with TNT while riding a pig.

You know you're doing great as a mom when your son tells you that he loves you more than Minecraft!

I have to avoid things like "World of Warcraft" or "Minecraft", otherwise I'd never get any work done.

Ernest Cline

World of Warcraft

What do you call a small creeper in Minecraft?
A baby boomer.

Baby Boomers

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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 1

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 10

Weddings Pies & Cakes

Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 3 Episode 5

A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 3 Episode 9

Charles Manson

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

Garrosh Hellscream in World of Warcraft - Cataclysm

Sylvanas Windrunner

I have no Light. Not after what I've seen. Not after what I've done.

Anduin Wrynn in World of Warcraft - The War Within

Something, someone, is calling out from the heart of the world. Like a voice from a dream. Something dark is coming, Anduin. The world needs your Light again.

Thrall in World of Warcraft - The War Within

Anduin Wrynn

You needed time. We stayed away. But time by itself heals nothing.

Thrall in World of Warcraft - The War Within

Anduin Wrynn

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

Amazon

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

Jan in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 7

Welcome to life. It's a big boat with a lot of holes, but we're all in it together.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 6

Your mom's so fat, when she plays Fortnite, she's stuck on the starting island because she can't fit into the battle bus.

Fortnite Your Mom jokes

Everything you could ever want to happen happened to me when 'Ready Player One' came out.

Ernest Cline

Ready Player One

Many species lack the ability to defy their own animal instincts and allow their intellect to prevail.

Ernest Cline in Armada

Intelligence

The apple had fallen right next to the crazy tree.

Ernest Cline in Armada

I don't typically hop into the generation wars, because I've got a Gen X birth certificate and a boomer body.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - A History of Chuck E. Cheese

Gen X Baby Boomers

I never feel more Boomer than I do when I'm trying to find what category a specific emoji belongs to.

Baby Boomers Emojis 😂😉😍

I'll never accept a Baby Boomer saying mean things about my tattoos.
"Why did you ruin your body with those?"
"I don't know, Nancy, why did you ruin Earth?"

Baby Boomers

Jerry: "I wanted to ask if it's okay with you if I make myself throw up the cookie."
Beth: "If it makes you feel better and you can do it quietly, yes, but don't hand that advice down to summer."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 6

Summer Smith

Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 4

Oh my god, it's disgusting... actually, it tastes really good... oh my god, it's disgusting that it tastes good.

Summer Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 2

If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.

Jessica in American Pie

Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!

Mr. Nimbus in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 1

That was when I realized, as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it’s also the only place where you can find true happiness. Because reality is real.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Reality

I know that the future is scary at times. But there's just no escaping it.

Ernest Cline in Armada

Future

Each day that passes, the future flows into the present which blurs into the past.

Nozdormu in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

Anduin: "Only one of us wanted this war."
Sylvanas: "You call for peace when it suits you, little lion. But you're quick enough to kill."

Sylvanas Windrunner in World of Warcraft - Battle for Azeroth

Anduin Wrynn

Tend to what matters most to your flight, and I will save what matters most to mine.

Wrathion in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

To ask why we fight is to ask why leaves fall - it is in their nature. Perhaps there is a better question: Why do we fight? To protect home and family, to preserve balance and bring harmony. For my kind the true question is: What is worth fighting for?

Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria

Imprisoned for ten thousand years. Banished from my own homeland. And now, you dare enter my realm. You are not prepared!

Illidan Stormrage in World of Warcraft - The Burning Crusade

Arthas! The blood of your father, of your people, demands justice! Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!

Bolvar Fordragon in World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King

Arthas Menethil

I only hope my friends will remember me as I was. Not what you made me to be.

Anduin Wrynn in World of Warcraft - Shadowlands

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