You know you fail at Minecraft when you think dirt is useless.
UnknownSo you're mining stuff to craft with and crafting stuff to mine with? Did your dad write this game?
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 10Born to play Minecraft -
Forced to go to school
Education is important, but Minecraft is importanter.
UnknownYou say you don't like Minecraft? Just remember, Minecraft spelled backwards is Tfarcenim - which means absolutely nothing... just like your opinion.
UnknownMinecraft and physics have a blocky relationship.
UnknownYou give a man some pork, you feed him for a day. You teach a man to punch pigs, you feed him for a life time.
UnknownMinecraft is a game where I can build anything I can imagine. The only thing I can't build, is what I can't imagine.
UnknownIt's the first "sandbox game" that actually lets you dig up sand at the beach, build a giant sandbox, build a sandcastle in it, smelt the sand into glass with a furnace you built yourself, rebuild it into a giant glass pyramid with a moat of lava, and then blow it all up with TNT while riding a pig.
UnknownYou know you're doing great as a mom when your son tells you that he loves you more than Minecraft!
UnknownI have to avoid things like "World of Warcraft" or "Minecraft", otherwise I'd never get any work done.
Ernest Cline