The best Quotes by Mindy Kaling

I try not to put anything political on the forefront of what I'm trying to do creatively. At the same time, I do think it's wonderful when I hear people say that it's inspirational that I'm an Indian woman on camera. My life is very diverse, and my friends are a diverse group of people.

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.

Comedians

What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel almost embarrassed revealing this, because the genre has been so degraded in the past twenty years that saying you like romantic comedies is essentially an admission of mild stupidity.

People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.

You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!

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What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.

Kelly Kapoor in The Office - Season 7 Episode 2

Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 3

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Riverdale

Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

LeBron James

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

Leighton Murray in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 2

I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Massachusetts

I'm lucky to have been raised in the most beautiful place - Amherst, Massachusetts, state of my heart. I'm more patriotic to Massachusetts than to almost any place.

Uma Thurman

Massachusetts

I will work my heart out to earn the trust of the people of Massachusetts.

Elizabeth Warren

Massachusetts

The man in the White House is not the cause of what is broken, he is just the latest and most extreme symptom of what's gone wrong in America. A product of a rigged system that props up the rich and powerful and kicks dirt on everyone else.

Elizabeth Warren (as Senator of Massachusetts) - February 9, 2019

Massachusetts

I went to Massachusetts to make a difference. I didn't go there to begin a political career running time and time again. I made a difference. I put in place the things I wanted to do.

Mitt Romney

Massachusetts

Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough.

George W. Bush

Massachusetts

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Massachusetts - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Massachusetts

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

Carl Reiner

Comedians

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Carrot Top

Comedians

Ugh, I f*cking love college!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Connecticut

Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Evette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

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