Quotes by Mindy Chen

Emily: "I'm levelling up to French II. And I have to focus, because I need more oral."
Mindy: "I don't think that's your issue. You can consummate in French... just not conjugate."

Camille: "There is only one way to get a guy out of your system."
Mindy: "You have sex with another one."

You can't punish people for their thoughts. I'm from China, we've tried.

Nobody wants to have to have sex with the same person forever.

You never flirt with another woman in front of your mistress. It's worse than doing it in front of your wife.

Of course, I love Paris. And the food is so delicious. The fashion, so chic. The lights, so magical. But the people, so mean.

The French are romantics, but they're also realists.

It's Paris. Everyone's serious about dinner.

Chinese people are mean behind your back. French people, mean to your face.

You haven't done Paris right until you've had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.

Beyoncé is worth far more than the Mona Lisa.

Emily: "The customer's always right."
Mindy: "See, no, here the customer is never right."
Emily: "Well, maybe I'll educate the chef a little bit about customer service."
Mindy: "You think you're gonna change the entire French culture by sending back a steak?"