Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 1
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.Natalie Portman
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
When life gives you curdled milk, be patient. You get very good cheese!Braum, the Heart of the Freljord in League of Legends
Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.Scotland, WhiskeyMark Twain