The best Quotes and Sayings about Milk

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

When life gives you curdled milk, be patient. You get very good cheese!

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.

Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."