Quotes and Sayings about Milk

Quotes and Sayings about Milk

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19

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Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 1

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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen

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Laughing & Smile

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

Stephen Colbert

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

Winston Churchill - March 1943

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.

Natalie Portman

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

When life gives you curdled milk, be patient. You get very good cheese!

Braum, the Heart of the Freljord in League of Legends

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes

I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.

Ruby Rose in RWBY - Season 1 Episode 4

Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.

Scotland Whiskey

Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 2 Episode 2

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This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

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Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

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Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

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Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

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Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

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Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

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You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

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A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

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Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

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A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

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There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

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Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."

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Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

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Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

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Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

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It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

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That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.

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