Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 1
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.Laughing & SmileWoody Allen
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.Winston Churchill, March 1943
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.Natalie Portman
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
When life gives you curdled milk, be patient. You get very good cheese!Braum, the Heart of the Freljord in League of Legends
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.BreakfastCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.Scotland, WhiskeyMark Twain
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.BeerArnold Schwarzenegger
Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."