Quotes and Sayings about Milk

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

When life gives you curdled milk, be patient. You get very good cheese!

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.

Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.

Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."

Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

To friends, I am snowfall. To enemies, I am avalanche!

Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.

My idea of Heaven is to wake up, have a good breakfast, and spend the rest of the day drawing.

Why would I need friends if I have you?

Ruby: "But... why?"
Yang: "I don't know. And I don't care."
Ruby: "There have to be a reason she...-"
Yang: "No there doesn't. Sometimes, bad things just happen Ruby!"