The best Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

The best Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia (born June 20, 1978) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, storyteller, director, producer and writer.

Directing a movie is a little bit like being back in student government and putting on the homecoming dance. You're like, 'You put up the streamers, and you hire the DJ, and you get the punch bowl.' Some people are just like, 'This dance sucks.' And you're like, 'No no, this dance is awesome!' You have to be really positive.
I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like Jonathan Nolan, who co-wrote 'The Dark Knight' with Chris, his brother. He wrote 'The Prestige,' the story for 'Memento.'
The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.
I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashback memories of conversations you had with your exes, and you just, like, wince when you're walking down the street. Something occurs to you, 'Oh, no, I said that.'
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.