Quotes and Sayings about Microsoft

Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.

Matt Booty - June 2023

Microsoft is in a lot of the same businesses that Google is in.

Jeff Dean

Google

Because it's everybody's business.

(Microsoft)

Advertising Slogans

Hi, my name is Bill Gates and I'll teach you how to count to ten:
1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

Bill Gates Windows

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?

Al Gore

2000

John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships.

Ralph Nader

John D. Rockefeller

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.

Steve Wozniak

Ideas Facebook Apple Business Google

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.

Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook Apple Google Amazon

Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's a good thing we have museums to document that.

Bill Gates - am 1. Oktober 2004 (Rede im Museum für Computergeschichte)

Computer Business

We've truly reimagined windows.

Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 25.10.2012, about Windows 8

Windows

Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.

Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 2001

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I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space.

Gabe Newell - July 2012

Windows

I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop

LOLNEIN - The Windows Update Song

Windows

Computers may out-think us one day, but as long as people got feelings we'll be better than they are.

Elvis Presley

Computer Artificial Intelligence

It was one thing to use computers as a tool, quite another to let them do your thinking for you.

Tom Clancy in The Hunt for Red October

Computer Artificial Intelligence

Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.

Mister Spock in Star Trek - Season 2 Episode 24

Computer Artificial Intelligence

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

Ray Kurzweil

Computer Brain

Droids are not good or bad. They are neutral reflections of those who imprint them.

Kuiil in The Mandalorian - Season 1 Episode 7

Computer

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is "The computer is down."

Norman Ralph Augustine

Computer

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Steve Wozniak

Computer

One of my colleagues keeps typing numbers into her calculator and transfers them into an Excel sheet. I'm crying.

Word & Excel

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Word & Excel

"What do you think about Excel?"
"I hate it."
"Okay, experienced user, then."

Word & Excel

"My word is full of little boxes!"
"That is Excel, boss."

Word & Excel

Me: "Dear Word, I left some space on page 7 to fill it with an image now."
Word: "Seriously?! Here, I broke your document's format and put the image on page 21. Have fun!"

Word & Excel

The secret to a beautiful and well structured Excel sheet is me never having touched it.

Word & Excel

Me: "Excel - never again! There's nothing worse."
PowerPoint: "Hello there!"

Word & Excel

Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."

Willow Rosenberg in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 4

Google

Brainy: "Whoa, just what is this magic searching device?"
Patrick: "Right now, I'm using Google."

Patrick Winslow in The Smurfs

Google

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose.

Bill Gates

Success

Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants to move to North Korea is welcome.

Bill Gates

Capitalism North Korea

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

Emma Watson

Facebook Social Media

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 1

Apple

Great companies are built on great products.

Elon Musk

Business Tesla

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.

Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 04/2007, 2 months before first iPhone is released

Mistakes iPhones

If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.

John D. Rockefeller

Success Business

Starfield will have the fewest bugs of any game Bethesda has ever shipped.

Matt Booty - June 2023

Starfield

I am concerned in general about carbon emissions and machine learning.

Jeff Dean

Artificial Intelligence

Burn rubber not gasoline.

(Tesla)

Advertising Slogans Tesla

I think the fact that within the bitcoin universe an algorithm replaces the functions of the government is actually pretty cool. I am a big fan of Bitcoin.

Al Gore

Bitcoin

Europe resembles a fine riverboat that was launched on a still ocean in 2000. And then the first storm that hit it, in 2008, started creating serious structural problems for it. We started leaking water. And of course, the people in the third class, as in the Titanic, start feeling the drowning effects first.

Yanis Varoufakis

Titanic 2008 2000 European Union

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

Ralph Nader

Experience Failures & Mistakes

When the Internet first came, I thought it was just the beacon of freedom. People could communicate with anyone, anywhere, and nobody could stop it.

Steve Wozniak

Internet Communication

Sometimes all a girl really needed was a very bad idea.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Hawthorne Legacy

Ideas

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