Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 2 Episode 2Please do not drink and drive... because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 2 Episode 1I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?
DonutsMichael Scott in The Office, Season 2 Episode 1I live by one rule: "No office romances". No way! Very messy, inappropriate. But I live by another rule: "Just do it" - Nike.
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 6The main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired."
Donald TrumpMichael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 4You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 2How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 2I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.
Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1