The best Quotes by Michael Scott (Page 2)

The best Quotes by Michael Scott (Page 2)

Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
The Office - Season 2 Episode 2
Please do not drink and drive... because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.
The Office - Season 2 Episode 1
I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?
The Office - Season 2 Episode 1
I live by one rule: "No office romances". No way! Very messy, inappropriate. But I live by another rule: "Just do it" - Nike.
The Office - Season 1 Episode 6
The main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired."
The Office - Season 1 Episode 4
You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.
The Office - Season 1 Episode 2
How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?
The Office - Season 1 Episode 2
I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.
The Office - Season 1 Episode 1
This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!
The Office - Season 1 Episode 1
Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.
The Office - Season 1 Episode 1

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