Quotes by Michael Scott (Page 2)

Michael Scott is a character from The Office

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Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 2 Episode 2
 
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Please do not drink and drive... because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?

DonutsMichael Scott in The Office, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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I live by one rule: "No office romances". No way! Very messy, inappropriate. But I live by another rule: "Just do it" - Nike.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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The main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired."

Donald TrumpMichael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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