The best Quotes by Michael Phelps

The best Quotes by Michael Phelps

Michael Fred Phelps II (born June 30, 1985) is an American former competitive swimmer. He is the most successful and most decorated Olympian of all time with a total of 28 medals. Phelps also holds the all-time records for Olympic gold medals (23), Olympic gold medals in individual events (13), and Olympic medals in individual events (16).

I think goals should never be easy, they should force you to work, even if they are uncomfortable at the time.
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Quotes about Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps wouldn't have been on the Wheaties box if I stuck with swimming.
How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped and drowned.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?
Old Bay.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Maryland - and that's pretty much the same thing.
Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 22
Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16
Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike. I had those extra wheels on the back that support you.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby - I would shoot Toby twice.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25
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I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 21
I'm just 'bout that action boss.
I ain't got nothing to say. I just wanna play football.
You all can sit here and ask me all the questions you all want to. I'm going to answer with the same answer, so you all can shoot if you all please. I'm just here so I won't get fined.
Marshawn Lynch - February 2015, at Super Bowl XLIX
It doesn't matter what you all think, what you all say about me, because when I go home at night, the same people that I look in the face, my family that I love, that's all that really matters to me.
Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16
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You need somebody who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never...- I don't know him.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 9
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I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 5 Episode 22
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Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot. It started as a depression-era practicality, and then moved to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year.
Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 5 Episode 17
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If believing in yourself and going after what you want in life and realising your worth is ruthless and selfish, then I'm definitely ruthless and selfish.
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is the best.
If you dream something, it might happen. If you never dream it, it will never happen.
When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.
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What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.
Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 8 Episode 3
What's the argument here? NBA. WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.
Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 23
I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7
I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding CeCe, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest - if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9
Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."
Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25
It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.
Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 22
Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."
Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 27
I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. You think my nipples don't get sore too?
Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 4
Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."
Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9
Creed: "I've never seen herpes on you."
Meredith: "'Cause it's on my genitals, genius."
Kevin: "You have a p-nis?"
Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 4
I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know that impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.
Ryan Howard in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16
Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.
Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 21
This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.
Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 3 Episode 18
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office.
Andy Bernard in The Office - Season 4 Episode 2
What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.
Kelly Kapoor in The Office - Season 7 Episode 2
I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20
There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.
Gabe Lewis in The Office - Season 7 Episode 26
Florida is America's bas*ment: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.
Robert California in The Office - Season 8 Episode 11

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