Quotes by Michael Lawson

I prepped your birthday breakfast, but my showing got moved up by an hour, so you'll have to finish without me for the second time today.

I don't wanna f-ck it up because one of us didn't prepare for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!

Michael: "I walked into this club. I saw Colin, and I thought...-"
Suzanne: "He's the one!"
Michael: "No, I thought, 'How can I find a way to rub on his ass and look like I'm just dancing?'"

Three vodka sodas, please! What do you guys want?

Do you have any idea what it's like to be single again for a gay man at my age?