The best Quotes by Michael Douglas

The best Quotes by Michael Douglas

Michael Kirk Douglas (born September 25, 1944) is an American actor and film producer.

Cancer didn't bring me to my knees, it brought me to my feet.
The one thing that men and women have in common - they both like the company of men.
Actresses have more fear of being disliked. I, on the other hand, revel in it.
The arts are a celebration of life.
I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work.

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Being human and being hurt are the same damn thing.
Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 2
Secretary: "I am so delighted that you're back."
Norman: "Give it time. The feeling will pass."
Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 5
Babysitter p*rn, stepmom p*rn... what happened to just f*cking the pizza guy?
Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 4
Sandy: "Listen, I finally got the urologist on the other line."
Norman: "Wexler? Tell him I hope he gets his index finger caught in a wood chipper!"
Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 5
Dr. Wexler: "Oh, that's a big, old prostate."
Sandy Kominsky: "Any chance that my ass is just shrinking?"
Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 3
Rabbi: "When you sit shivah for a loved one, all the mirrors in the house are supposed to be covered."
Norman: "I know. I'm just not that kind of Jew."
Rabbi: "Really? And what kind of Jew are you?"
Norman: "I'm, I'm the atheist kind."
Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 3
Sandy: "Did you know he was at Woodstock?"
Norman: "Oh yeah, in a band?"
Sandy: "No, in the mud."
Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 2 Episode 5
Roz: "Do I need to explain to you what salt does to your body?"
Sandy: "Yeah, why don't you?"
Roz: "All right. It causes the body to hold on to more water, which raises the blood pressure, which puts more strain on the kidneys, the heart, arteries, and the brain. And, for a man of your age, is the kiss of death."
Sandy: "That's pretty scary."
Roz: "Yes, it is."
Sandy: "Now, would you please pass me the salt?"
Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 3 Episode 4
Norman: "Humiliation doesn't bother you, does it?"
Sandy: "I'm an actor."
Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6
The secret to a happy relationship is that the woman must always feel like she comes first.
Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6
In order to achieve anything you must be brave enough to fail.
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Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
Sometimes an interviewer will look at me and say, 'You're bright!' They're actually surprised I might be bright.
The learning process continues until the day you die.
I guess I was a bad boy... Yes, yes, I've had lots of women in my life.
This is why you never go to New Jersey!
The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.
Hulk in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 4
I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.
The state of New Jersey is really two places - terrible cities and wonderful suburbs. I live in the suburbs, the final battleground of the American dream, where people get married and have kids and try to scratch out a happy life for themselves. It's very romantic in that way, but a bit naive. I like to play with that in my work.
The thing I didn't understand when we talk about cancer or any terminal illness, really. Look at the language we use, the language of battle. We're gonna fight this thing. We're going to fight with everything we've got. Be brave for the fight. And then people say they lost the battle. It's so backwards. I get it. To talk about the fight, it's active, visceral. Don't look at the hard part. Look at all these shiny, sharp weapons we've developed all for you to try.
Dr. Georgina Stanton in The Midnight Club - Season 1 Episode 1
When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.
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The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
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Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.
Philippe: "Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?"
Driss: "I don't know, it's a business?"
Philippe: "No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind."
Driss in Intouchables
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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
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You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
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One of the weird things about Hollywood is we're all imposters; we're all just glammed up.
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For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.
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It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.
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If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.
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My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
We think too much and feel too little.
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If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024

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