Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."
Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups
A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
Emma in One Day
This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.
Mexico is a country of family values.
Richard Rodriguez - A View From the Melting Pot
Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2003
I may not be the President of Mexico, but in Mexico I'm the boss.
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.
I think we're the only family in México who hates music.
Miguel in Coco
I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.
Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!
Donald Trump - via Twitter, 05.02.2019
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.
Uncle Jimbo in South Park - Season 2 Episode 8
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Mexico - and that's practically the same thing.
You might like these Quotes aswell
Don't burrito your head in the sand.
If you don't like tacos, I'm definitely nacho type!
Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, "You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough."
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! It's a holiday that's as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center's Mexican food pavilion.
Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.
That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.
Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you're taking other people's opinion, you better go to Tijuana.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Tijuana - which is kinda the same.
I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it - Jeffrey enjoys his social life.
In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States.
Donald Trump - November 2022
I'm not going to say it right now. So, everybody, I promise you, in the very next - very, very, very short period of time, you're going to be so happy.
Donald Trump - November 2022, implies he's rerunning for President in 2024 elections
If you want to stop the destruction of our country and save the American dream, then this Tuesday you must vote Republican in a giant way.
Donald Trump - November 2022
Bean: "K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."
Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups
4What are days for? Days are where we live. They come, they wake us. Time and time over. They are to be happy in. Where can we live but days?
One Day - Season 1 Episode 1
None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.
Hillary Clinton - May 2022
The American Dream is an impossible affirmation of possibility. And maybe native-born Americans don't have it anymore. Maybe it has run through their fingers.
Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2022
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool. And Knoxville's 49, so we're good.
Jackass - Forever
Domenico: "Baby, please calm down!"
Olga: "I can't calm down. I'm Polish!"
Olga: "I can't calm down. I'm Polish!"
Olga in 365 Days - This Day
Only a song has the power to change a heart. Never underestimate the power of music.
Ernesto de la Cruz in Coco
3I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish, to learn about Mexican history, music, folk art, food, and even the Mexican candy I grew up with.
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
2I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14
14
Cinco de Mayo
Donald Trump
Countries
Grown Ups
One Day
Hillary Clinton