Quotes and Sayings about Mexico

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups

A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

Emma in One Day

This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.

Hillary Clinton

Cinco de Mayo

Mexico is a country of family values.

Richard Rodriguez - A View From the Melting Pot

Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2003

I may not be the President of Mexico, but in Mexico I'm the boss.

El Chapo

They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

Chris Pontius in Jackass

Polen

I think we're the only family in México who hates music.

Miguel in Coco

I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.

Salma Hayek

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

Ron White

Donald Trump

Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!

Donald Trump - via Twitter, 05.02.2019

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.

Donald Trump

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

Dennis Miller

Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.

Uncle Jimbo in South Park - Season 2 Episode 8

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Mexico - and that's practically the same thing.

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Don't burrito your head in the sand.

Cinco de Mayo

If you don't like tacos, I'm definitely nacho type!

Cinco de Mayo

Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, "You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough."

Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Clinton Cinco de Mayo

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

David Letterman

Cinco de Mayo Bill de Blasio

Happy Cinco de Mayo! It's a holiday that's as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center's Mexican food pavilion.

Conan O'Brien

Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.

Craig Ferguson

Arizona Cinco de Mayo

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

Craig Ferguson

Tijuana

Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.

Richard Rodriguez

San Diego Tijuana

That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.

Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Tijuana

If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you're taking other people's opinion, you better go to Tijuana.

Charo

Self-Confidence Tijuana

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Tijuana - which is kinda the same.

Tijuana

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!

Donald Trump - Juni 2025

Elon Musk

If you're not guilty of a crime, what do you need immunity for? If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?

Donald Trump - September 2016

The Epstein Files

While Walz pretends to support Americans in the Heartland, when the cameras are off, he believes that rural America is "mostly cows and rocks". Walz is obsessed with spreading California's dangerously liberal agenda far and wide.

Donald Trump - August 2024

Tim Walz

Bean: "K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."

Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups

What are days for? Days are where we live. They come, they wake us. Time and time over. They are to be happy in. Where can we live but days?

One Day - Season 1 Episode 1

Days

None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.

Hillary Clinton - May 2022

Daughters Women's Rights

The American Dream is an impossible affirmation of possibility. And maybe native-born Americans don't have it anymore. Maybe it has run through their fingers.

Richard Rodriguez

American Dream

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2022

Texas

You take care of me, I take care of you. You betray me, I kill you.

El Chapo

Helping

That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.

Chris Pontius in Jackass

Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool. And Knoxville's 49, so we're good.

Jackass - Forever

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

Donald Tusk (about German soldiers helping with floodings in Poland) - September 2024

Polen

Only a song has the power to change a heart. Never underestimate the power of music.

Ernesto de la Cruz in Coco

Music

I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish, to learn about Mexican history, music, folk art, food, and even the Mexican candy I grew up with.

Salma Hayek

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

Ron White

Foolishness

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

Dennis Miller

France Iraq

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

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