Mexico is a country of family values.Richard Rodriguez, A View From the Melting Pot
Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
I may not be the President of Mexico, but in Mexico I'm the boss.El Chapo
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.PolenChris Pontius in Jackass
I think we're the only family in México who hates music.Coco, by Miguel
I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.Salma Hayek
Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.Donald TrumpRon White
Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!Donald Trump, via Twitter, 05.02.2019
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.Donald Trump
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.Dennis Miller
Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.Uncle Jimbo in South Park, Season 2 Episode 8