The best quotes about Men

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Every man has three characters - that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.

Education begins the gentleman, but reading, good company and reflection must finish him.

The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Let's be very clear: Strong men - men who are truly role models - don't need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful. People who are truly strong lift others up. People who are truly powerful bring others together.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

I think men, growing up, you have to go through some form of hardship. You've got to harden the metal.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

The one thing that men and women have in common - they both like the company of men.

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.

I’ve known a great many clever men. I’ve outlived them all. Do you know why? I ignored them.

Boys suck. Even when they have perfect blue eyes and ridiculously cool trucks. Maybe especially then.

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.

Don't send a boy to do a man's job.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

What makes you a man is not the ability to have a child - it's the courage to raise one.

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.