Quotes and Sayings about Men

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

I've known a great many clever men. I've outlived them all. Do you know why? I ignored them.

Sometimes a man has to cry. Even if he is a man.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Boys suck. Even when they have perfect blue eyes and ridiculously cool trucks. Maybe especially then.

What is it with men and asking for directions?

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes", and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."

What makes you a man is not the ability to have a child - it's the courage to raise one.

Girls could never understand the passionate bonds that we men share. Male friendship is a bond that runs thicker than blood!

I'm a man. Men don't cry. I'm just… leaking from my eyeballs.

Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.

You can never tell with men. They go for whoever their dcks point at and there's no changing their minds.

The soil of a man's heart is stonier; a man grows what he can and tends it.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.

Men are visual creatures, so give them something to look at.

I'm a giant softy, for sure, but I honestly think these days it's probably considered more masculine to be emotionally connected.

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.

It's at the borders of pain and suffering that the men are separated from the boys.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Every man has three characters - that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.

Education begins the gentleman, but reading, good company and reflection must finish him.

The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself.

Let's be very clear: Strong men - men who are truly role models - don't need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful. People who are truly strong lift others up. People who are truly powerful bring others together.

I think men, growing up, you have to go through some form of hardship. You've got to harden the metal.

The one thing that men and women have in common - they both like the company of men.

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.

It's a rare enough thing... a man who lives up to his reputation.

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.

Don't send a boy to do a man's job.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

A man has three things to do in his life: Build a house, have a son and plant a tree.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms, when his hands are empty.

Without a moustache, a man isn't dressed well.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It's called a penis.