Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.“Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.There's nothing that stupid men fear more than intelligent women.Of course it's hard to understand women...
if you think with your dick instead of your heart.2
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.Behind every successful man is always a successful woman.1
The best present a man can give a woman is his undivided attention.No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.The man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants.No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.This is why men wage war. Because women would never be ready for the battle in time.Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.
Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."For women, men are like tennis balls: sooner or later, they're caught in the net.Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.Women are emotionally and spiritually stronger than men because the basic human form is female and maleness is kind of a birth defect.Men come of age at sixty, women at fifteen.Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.Women love a self-confident bald man.Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.Men mixing with women is like fire mixing with wood.Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes. But only if you are a billionaire.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. 
