Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.
Hugh JackmanI don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.
Louis C. K.If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Orson WellesSmart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
Intelligence, Singles & DatingNatalie PortmanWomen want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.
George HamiltonA woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Rudyard KiplingSome people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
SexRita RudnerA man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen RowlandA woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.
Catherine DeneuveWhat passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
George Jean NathanWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Cars, Macho-JokesPrince PhilipWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Cats, DogsRobert A. HeinleinIf men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
Men, Women, SeductionAlphonse KarrSometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine HepburnBehind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim CarreyYou see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
IntelligenceErica JongThe only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie WoodMen always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.
LoveOscar WildeBehind every successful man is always a successful woman.
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