Quotes and Sayings about Men & Women

Maria Portokalos in My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Marriage

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

Harold Macmillan

Mother & Son

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Barbra Streisand

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher

This is why men wage war. Because women would never be ready for the battle in time.

Jason Lannister in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 5

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.

Shopping

Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets

For women, men are like tennis balls: sooner or later, they're caught in the net.

Charles Aznavour

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

Hugh Jackman

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

Louis C. K.

Women are emotionally and spiritually stronger than men because the basic human form is female and maleness is kind of a birth defect.

Stella Gibson in The Fall

Men come of age at sixty, women at fifteen.

James Stephens

Age

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Rita Rudner

Boobs

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Helen Rowland

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

Catherine Deneuve

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

George Jean Nathan

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Larry David

Seduction

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

Cats Dogs

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

Alphonse Karr

Men Women Seduction

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Erica Jong

Intelligence

Men mixing with women is like fire mixing with wood.

Ibn Taymiyyah

Wood & Lumber

Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes. But only if you are a billionaire.

Billionaires Millionaires

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Natalie Wood

Mother & Son

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Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

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Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

Friedrich Schiller in Don Carlos

Youth Men Birthday Age

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12

Women Breakup

When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

Marcel Aymé

Women Relationships

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

Stephen King

Seduction

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Books Mind & Apprehension Intelligence

Mr. Fredricksen: "Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest."
Russell: "Cool, my mom loves that game."

Russell in Up

Mother & Son Mouth

I think school is so much harder than real life. People are so much more accepting when they are adults.

Natalie Portman

School Bullying

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.

Oscar Wilde

Thinking Patience & Endurance

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

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Love

Of all the worlds that man has created, the one in books is the most impressive.

Heinrich Heine

Books

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