The best Quotes and Sayings about Men & Women

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.

Men come of age at sixty, women at fifteen.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

Behind every successful man is always a successful woman.