The best Quotes and Sayings about Men & Women

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Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

LoveOscar Wilde
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There's nothing that stupid men fear more than intelligent women.

Heinrich Heine
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Intelligence, Singles & DatingNatalie Portman
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Of course it's hard to understand women...
if you think with your dick instead of your heart.

PenissesUnknown
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If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles
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Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.

George Hamilton
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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

Rudyard Kipling
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

MenChristopher Morley
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

SexMignon McLaughlin
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Behind every successful man is always a successful woman.

Unknown
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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

Mother & SonHarold Macmillan
 
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Barbra Streisand
 
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher
 
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This is why men wage war. Because women would never be ready for the battle in time.

Jason Lannister in House Of The Dragon, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.

ShoppingUnknown
 
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Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

As Good As It Gets, by Melvin Udall
 
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For women, men are like tennis balls: sooner or later, they're caught in the net.

Charles Aznavour
 
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Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

Hugh Jackman
 
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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

Louis C. K.
 
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Cars, Macho-JokesPrince Philip
 
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Men come of age at sixty, women at fifteen.

AgeJames Stephens
 
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

BoobsRita Rudner
 
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Helen Rowland
 
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A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

Catherine Deneuve
 
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What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

George Jean Nathan
 
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Women love a self-confident bald man.

SeductionLarry David
 
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Cats, DogsRobert A. Heinlein
 
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If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

Men, Women, SeductionAlphonse Karr
 
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn
 
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey
 
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

IntelligenceErica Jong
 
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Men mixing with women is like fire mixing with wood.

Wood & LumberIbn Taymiyyah
 
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Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes. But only if you are a billionaire.

Billionaires, MillionairesUnknown
 
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Natalie Wood
 
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