The best Medieval Quotes

The best Medieval Quotes

The Dark Ages were a tragedy for human progress that put back the ollout of 5G by hundreds of years.
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Well, there are plenty worse places to be than the Old West. I could've ended up in the Dark Ages. They probably would have burned me at the stake as a heretic or something.
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.

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Doc Brown: "Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?"
Marty: "Ronald Reagan."
Doc Brown: "Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who's Vice President, Jerry Lewis?"
Marty, the future isn't written. It can be changed... you know that. Anyone can make their future whatever they want it to be.
Time traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: Women!
You future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, both of you!
There's that word again, "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Marty McFly: "Sounds pretty heavy."
Dr. Emmett Brown: "Weight has nothing to do with it."
Whoop! Almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics.
If you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is in every corner drug store, but in 1955, its a little hard to come by!
No wonder your president has to be an actor. He's gotta look good on television.
Marty, you can't go losing your judgment every time someone calls you a name. That's exactly what causes you to get into that accident in the future.
Apparently, Islam can be a sensitive topic, and the producers say if I don't follow this script to the letter, there's a chance I'll cause a serious international incident.
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The European kings agreed and launched a sort of armed charity drive to forcibly provide the Islamic world with crucifixes. They called it "cruce-aid".
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If you were Christian back then, perhaps the worst place to find yourself was the Colosseum, an area of misery on a par with Birmingham.
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Whether or not they think he was the actual son of God who performed miracles like walking on wine or helping a deaf man see, they all agree he preached tolerance and forgiveness, a message so important his most ardent followers would eventually start killing anyone who didn't want to hear it.
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Thanks to the volcano we know every-day Romans had grey skin, were totally bald, and spent their time lying around inside their shockingly dusty houses.
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When most first think of the word "empire", we think of the big one: Star Wars! Or Rome. And this is history, so it's Rome.
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Philosophy is basically thinking about thinking. Which sounds like a waste of time, because it is.
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If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Come on, Doc, it's not science. When it happens, it just hits you. It's like lightning!
Biff Tannen: "That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship."
Marty McFly: "Screen door on a submarine, you dork."
Marty McFly: "Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?"
Lorraine Baines: "Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear."
Chuck! It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you lookin' for? Well, listen to this!
Oh, and one more thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug - go easy on him.
I think a man should be strong so he can stand up for himself and protect the woman he loves.
Man is a masterpiece of creation if for no other reason than that, all the weight of evidence for determinism notwithstanding, he believes he has free will.
Sickness is mankind's greatest defect.
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Man loves company - even if it is only that of a small burning candle.
My mother would freak out if she knew I was goin' up there with you. I'd get the standard lecture about how she never did that stuff when she was a kid. I mean, look, I think the woman was born a nun.
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Marty: "Gimme a Tab."
Lou Caruthers: "Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order somethin'."
Marty: "Right. Give me a Pepsi Free."
Lou Caruthers: "If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it."
Marty: "Just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?"
Arms Dealer: "Where'd you learn to shoot like that?"
Marty: "7-Eleven."
Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?
It's "leave", you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!
Biff: "Jump! A suicide will be nice and neat."
Marty: "What if I don't?"
Biff: "Lead poisoning."
You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting? I'll get kicked outta school. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya?
Marty, I'm almost 18-years-old. It's not like I've never parked before.
Marty, don't be such a square! Everybody who's anybody drinks.
I'm your density. I mean - your destiny.
Marty: "Say whatever's natural, the first thing that comes into your mind."
George: "Nothing's coming to my mind."
Marty: "Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born."
George: "What?"
Marty: "Nothing."
Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

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