Quote from Mean Girls (about Fat People, Sassy Quotes)

Quote from Mean Girls (about Fat People, Sassy Quotes)

"Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
"Still half true."

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Janis: "Your mom's chest hair!"

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

Karen Smith in Mean Girls

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.

Coach Carr in Mean Girls

Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

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I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Mr. Duvall in Mean Girls

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it.

Cady Heron in Mean Girls

I love her. She's like a Martian!

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, okay, promise? Okay... now everybody take some rubbers.

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Get in loser, we're going shopping.

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And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

Cady: "Yeah, I like math."
Damian: "Eww. Why?"
Cady: "Because it's the same in every country."

Cady Heron in Mean Girls

Gretchen: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"

Regina George in Mean Girls

Karen: "If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
Gretchen: "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

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You can't be that kid standing at the top of the water slide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

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If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

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Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."

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Baldrick: "I love my mum."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."

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Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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