The best Quotes from Me Time

Huck: "Open your arms, like a starfish!"
Sonny: "Starfish can't fly, Huck, starfish are stupid!"

Sonny: "I'm the definition of the law around here."
Maya: "Murphy's Law, maybe."

Do you know how hard it is to write about a man grabbing a woman by the t-tties knee-deep in dirty diapers?

We're not doing this! We're doing harmless stuff that's still got some bad intent to it.

You're relegated to j-rking off in a watery prison because your family is always home. The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself in any room in your house, that's why we fight wars. "I bought this house. I'm gonna j-rk off in it!"

Go back to the side. I can last longer from the side.

Me and you have spent every birthday togethe since you were five. It's always something crazy.