In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.AustraliaOzzy Man Reviews, Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]
Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f-ck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
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It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.Conan O'Brien
What's the similarity between a d-ck and a McDonald's burger?
They're both smaller and less-filling than advertised.
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday.
I have to say, his mother sure overreacted.
After watching Super Size Me, I don't go to McDonald's anymore... no way!Scarlett Johansson
All I know is that when I needed McDonald's, McDonald's was there for me.James Franco
My doctor recommended to eat at Burger King more often.
Well, he said I should not have McDonald's anymore, but I know what he meant.
If you work just for money, you'll never make it. But if you love what you're doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours.BusinessRay Kroc (McDonald's CEO)
You know where the best McDonald's is? Dubai. Because they have regulation on the meat, so it's really, really good.DubaiGigi Hadid
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"French FriesJay Leno
I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.Bill Clinton
I used to think that eating healthy was ordering a fish sandwich at McDonalds.John Mellencamp
I don't wanna be in a band with someone who is in control all the time - I'd rather work at fing McDonalds.Liam Gallagher
After deciding to run a marathon, I started eating McDonald's.
Fast food is what I need.
Even if you flippin' fries at McDonald's - if you are excellent, everybody wants to be in your line.Oprah Winfrey
The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet.Andy Warhol