In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.“The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shape. I would have got a salad, but you didn't have the option. So I was like, well, I guess I got to get 52 BigMacs. Thanks a lot McDonald's!Eliza Birch: "Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?"
Ralph Dover: "Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonald's?"If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."I'm Lovin' It(McDonald's)
It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.What's the similarity between a d-ck and a McDonald's burger?
They're both smaller and less-filling than advertised.
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday.
I have to say, his mother sure overreacted.
After watching Super Size Me, I don't go to McDonald's anymore... no way!All I know is that when I needed McDonald's, McDonald's was there for me.My doctor recommended to eat at Burger King more often.
Well, he said I should not have McDonald's anymore, but I know what he meant.
If you work just for money, you'll never make it. But if you love what you're doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours.You know where the best McDonald's is? Dubai. Because they have regulation on the meat, so it's really, really good.I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.I used to think that eating healthy was ordering a fish sandwich at McDonalds.I don't wanna be in a band with someone who is in control all the time - I'd rather work at fucking McDonalds.After deciding to run a marathon, I started eating McDonald's.
Fast food is what I need.
Even if you flippin' fries at McDonald's - if you are excellent, everybody wants to be in your line.The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet.Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and McDonalds to accept the things I can't.
