Quotes and Sayings about McDonald's

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shape. I would have got a salad, but you didn't have the option. So I was like, well, I guess I got to get 52 BigMacs. Thanks a lot McDonald's!

Eliza Birch: "Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?"
Ralph Dover: "Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonald's?"

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

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It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.

What's the similarity between a d-ck and a McDonald's burger?
They're both smaller and less-filling than advertised.

I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday.
I have to say, his mother sure overreacted.

After watching Super Size Me, I don't go to McDonald's anymore... no way!

All I know is that when I needed McDonald's, McDonald's was there for me.

My doctor recommended to eat at Burger King more often.
Well, he said I should not have McDonald's anymore, but I know what he meant.

If you work just for money, you'll never make it. But if you love what you're doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours.

You know where the best McDonald's is? Dubai. Because they have regulation on the meat, so it's really, really good.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"

I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.

I used to think that eating healthy was ordering a fish sandwich at McDonalds.

I don't wanna be in a band with someone who is in control all the time - I'd rather work at f*cking McDonalds.

After deciding to run a marathon, I started eating McDonald's.
Fast food is what I need.

Even if you flippin' fries at McDonald's - if you are excellent, everybody wants to be in your line.

The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and McDonalds to accept the things I can't.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.

Burn rubber not gasoline.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!

You'll learn more about a road by traveling it than by consulting all the maps in the world.

Great companies are built on great products.

I always say, eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.

I want to finish with dignity so in a good club. It doesn't mean that to go USA or Qatar or Dubai is not good but I don't see myself there.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.

We can't do everything, but we have to do, what we can do.