Quotes by Maury the Hormone Monster

Maury the Hormone Monster is a character from Big Mouth

The best Series Quotes

Jay: "How else are men supposed to get bj0bs?"
Maury: "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served'."

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 1 Episode 8
 
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You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 10
 
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Puberty Fairy?! I'm the hormone monster. I'm no fairy. I mean sure I like to fu around with dudes, but I'm no fairy.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth
 
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You somehow made farting even cooler!

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 11
 
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Kids just don't nut like they used to.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 7
 
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Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.

FloridaMaury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 5
 
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Smile, but with your p3nis.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 6
 
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I just wish you could see your d1ck the way I do.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 6
 
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I mean, maybe if it's animated we can get away with it.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth
 
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We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own hormone monster.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth
 
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Show her you like her. Kick her in the shins!

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth
 
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