Vax'ildan: "Good sir dwarf, clearly we are idiots."
Dungeon Master: "That's the first true thing you've said since you called me out of my meal."
Long ago, in another realm stood the majestic kingdom of Tal'Dorei. Once the battlefield of gods and titans, its lands now harbor magic, wonder and mystery. It was a time of peace... until a great evil arrived. A brave group of heroes banded together, ready to face this evil.Matthew Mercer / Dungeon Master in Vox Machina, Season 1 Episode 1
Hello, everyone! And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons and Dragons.Dungeons & DragonsMatthew Mercer / Dungeon Master in Critical Role, Episode 45
Well, you haven't seen a door mimic before, because I don't hate you that much yet.Matthew Mercer / Dungeon Master in Critical Role, Episode 90
Dungeon Master: "Look, we're letting you off this once, but if you so much as spit in the direction of any other dwarf in this city, we're gonna bury you so far underneath the dungeon, you won't see the light of day again until the day you rot. You hear me dragonborn?"
Tiberius: "I mean, yes. My hearing is perfectly fine."
How do you want to do this?Matthew Mercer / Dungeon Master in Critical Role