The best Quotes by Matthew Gray Gubler

I've always had the utmost respect and awe of what the lens can do and what a director can do with just a camera move.

I think I veered towards filmmaking because there's more of a sense of control in it. You're not waiting to be picked. That said, in film school I acted in probably 6,000 student films because no other filmmakers knew anyone who wanted to act. It was all a big beautiful snake eating its tail, progressing along the way.

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.

I never imagined I would have one fan, and there seems to be a few. I just couldn't be happier that people seem to like what I'm doing and seem to respond to it. If they weren't there, I don't know what I'd be doing right now.

I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

No. Well, yes - experience.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Man, I really like Vegas.

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Of all the mountain ranges I have climbed, I like the Sierra Nevada the best.

Gaming is the backbone of Nevada's economy.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Nevada - and that's pretty much the same thing.

[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.

Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Your laugh is the reason your parents never tickled you growing up.