The best Quotes by Matthew Goode

If I lived in L.A., I'd be schizophrenic after a week.

You're not in America now, you're in Ireland. So have a drink and shut up!

I'm not posh, not in the slightest. My parents spent some money on my education, but I wasn't born to the purple.

Am I a criminal? Am I a war hero?

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

We think too much and feel too little.

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

I'm a doer, and whether it was the tsunami in Sri Lanka or the earthquake in Indonesia, I was always saying, "I should be there; I should be helping out."

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.