The best Quotes by Matt LeBlanc

The best Quotes by Matt LeBlanc

Matthew Steven LeBlanc is an American actor, comedian and television host. He received international recognition for his portrayal of dim-witted, yet well-intentioned womaniser Joey Tribbiani on Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004.

To play Joey, I have to turn half of my brain off. The problem is at the end of the day, I sometimes forget to switch it back on.
(Schauspieler von Joey in Friends)
As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.
People will speak slowly to me sometimes. And they always ask me if I'm all right, because I'm much more low-key and reserved than my character in 'Friends'.
I'm much more low-key than the characters I've played.
I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am.
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

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Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 9
1
Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8
Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 2 Episode 21
Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 2 Episode 2
Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Rachel: "Why?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 18
Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 11
Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 5
One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1
Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
5
Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1
5
Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19
2
Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
2
Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 7
2
Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 7 Episode 19
1
Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 4 Episode 12
1
Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
1
Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 2 Episode 14
1
Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
Rachel Green in Friends - Season 1 Episode 3
1
Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.
For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.
2
It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.
4
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
1
My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.
1
My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
We think too much and feel too little.
14
If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
1
I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.
1
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.
You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
63
I'm a doer, and whether it was the tsunami in Sri Lanka or the earthquake in Indonesia, I was always saying, "I should be there; I should be helping out."
If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.
3
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024

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