Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!
90s, SmartphonesUnknownWith math, if you work on it, you'll get the answer eventually. So many problems in this world have no answer, no matter how hard you try.
Yoon Ah-yi in The Sound of Magic, Season 1 Episode 1My little brother proudly told me today that, from now on, they will be allowed to use a calculator in maths-class: "Everything's gonna be much easier!"
I'm laughing.
The calculator's laughing.
X and Y are laughing.
"How're you doing with mathematics?"
"Addition, subtraction, followed by frustration and, in the end, capitulation."
When the maths homework of my son is too hard for me, I post it on Facebook with the caption, "Only 1 out of 10 can solve this."
FacebookUnknownI don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
Billy ConnollyMathematics alone soothes the mind through extraordinary assurance.
Johannes KeplerI propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinAs a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinMathematics is written for mathematicians.
Nicolaus CopernicusIn my school, the brightest boys did math and physics, the less bright did physics and chemistry, and the least bright did biology. I wanted to do math and physics, but my father made me do chemistry because he thought there would be no jobs for mathematicians.
Chemistry, BiologyStephen HawkingPure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.
Albert EinsteinIf I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and start with mathematics.
Galileo GalileiThere's no such thing as luck - only good science and math.
Happiness, Chance & RandomnessWalter O'Brien in Scorpion, Season 1I'm a math terrorist with close ties to alge-bra. I have weapons of math instruction.
Bad Teacher, by Amy Squirrellx² y 8 [(x 2y ² = a-z] 2x ³ (- 2z = 2. 4) 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x... Yeah, I still cant remember one time this helped me in life.
SchoolUnknownEquations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.
PoliticsAlbert EinsteinSince the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.
ScienceAlbert EinsteinAs far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert EinsteinDo not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Albert EinsteinNerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!