The best Quotes from Master of None

Rachel: "I barely remember anything from that night, except for that you're from South Carolina, you have a younger brother, your dad's a doctor, and you went to a public high school for students, gifted in math and science."
Dev: "Yeah. But don't you feel like those are just assumptions you can make about any Indian person?"

I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.

Long term relationships are tough. You can't just expect a big, roaring fire right away, right? You know, you can't put the big logs in first. You start with the small stuff. Kindling, all right? Then you add that, then you put in the big logs and then you have a roaring fire. And that's a good relationship. But be careful, sometimes kindling is hard to find, you know? Good wood. So, don't take it for granted.

Dev: "You see The Social Network? Max Minghella plays an Indian guy. He's white. They browned him up."
Ravi: "No no, I read he's one-sixteenth Indian."
Dev: "Who cares? If you go back far enough we're all one-sixteenth something. I'm probably one-sixteenth black. You think they're gonna let me play Blade?"

Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?

Why do they call it Plan B? I mean, is Plan A having the kid? That's a terrible plan.

"Did they live happily ever after?"
"I don't know about ever after, but they're pretty happy now."

No, I just wanted to do one dinner. I don't want, like, a serious relationship with my father.

Your IMDb page is full of Indian stereotypes.

There's probably so many people that are capable of incredible things that just don't get the opportunity. I always say that if I didn't write Master of None, nobody would've given me this part.