The best Quotes by Marty Byrde

A family is like a small business. And with a small business, at times, there comes a bit of transition.

Money. That's what seperates the haves from the have-nots. But what is money? It's everything if you don't have it, right?

Money is not peace of mind. Money is not happiness. Money is, at its essence, that measure of a man’s choices.

You sentimentalize property, you can kiss profits goodbye.

People deserve a second chance, just like businesses.

We are not husband and wife... anymore. We're just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids.

Sometimes people make decisions, shit happens, and we gotta act accordingly.

Wyatt Langmore: "This job's my old man's idea. Something about 'calluses and character'."
Charlotte Byrde: "Yeah, well, you're blowing leaves, not hiding Anne Frank."

God wasn't protecting you. The kid had shitty aim.

Man cannot tame what God wishes to be wild.

Financial adviser's not my dream job, but I am taking a f*cking bite out of the apple.

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

If you lose money you lose much,
If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.