Quote by Marshall Eriksen (about Being naked)

Quote by Marshall Eriksen (about Being naked)

Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

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Ted: "The road to this day has had a few twists and turns, hasn't it?"
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Marshall: "The last time I lived this far from him, was my semester abroad."
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Lily: "A big package just arrived."
Marshall: "Yeah, it did."
Lily: "No, no. It's a real package from your dad."
Marshall: "Well, that's a little weird, but yeah, it is."

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Ted: "Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with."
Marshall: "I have one. It's called my marriage-license."

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Lily: "Whenever we board a flight, you lick the plane!"
Marshall: "Have we crashed even once?"

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Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!

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Barney: "On your tombstone, it will be, 'Lily Aldrin. Caring wife. Loving friend. Slapbet-Commissioner.'"
Marshall: "And your tombstone will read, 'Got slapped by Marhsall so hard he died.'"

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A drum roll?! That's it? So what, you just said good night, came home and... performed a drum solo?

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Marshall: "Except the flames of Lucifer keep singein our back bumper as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infected wasteland."
Lily: "Wisconsin?"
Marshall: "Wisconsin!"

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Robin: "I'm drinking 'til I forget the 1999 NFC Championship?"
Marshall: "The Vikings were two minutes away from going to the Super Bowl, when our kicker, who hadn't missed all year, shanked a field goal, and we lost in overtime. Damn!"

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Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
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Lily: "We don't wanna burden our little angel with all kinds of gender-specific expectations. Boys can do ballet, girls can play football."
Marshall: "Hell, the Green Bay Packers have been proving that for years."

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Marshall: "Robin, I need you to delete the last text that Lily got before she sees it."
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Marshall: "Helpful. Continue."

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I'm from Minnesota, where there's plenty hot-dogs for everyone. Perhaps even too many...

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Marshall: "Yeah, it's the chair..."

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Italy doesn't need something that is wrinkled, red and leaky, and smells like booze and narcotics. They've already got former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

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You're gonna get endless requests to play some game, that has something to do with gangsters and farming!

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The biggest case of my life and I'd already lost the jury. I mean, I've heard of "Twelve Angry Men", but this was more like "Twelve Horny Women".

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Love declerations

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Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

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Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
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