The best Quotes from Married... with Children

The best Quotes from Married... with Children

Married... with Children is an American television sitcom created by Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt for Fox.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

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Marriage Insurances

Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.

Peggy Bundy

We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.

Al Bundy - Season 3 Episode 5

Peggy: "I want sex."
Al: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."

The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.

Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.

The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.

Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.

I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

Peggy Bundy

We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.

Peggy Bundy

This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.

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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

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Relationships Marriage

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

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If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

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Sex Erotic Quotes

Disappoint someone - whatever. And disappoint the world. But never disappoint yourself!

Benny Severide in Chicago Fire - Season 1 Episode 13

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You ever heard of opera? It's what those rich guys listen to at their banquets. It's all tenor this and falsetto that.

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Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Chef in South Park - Season 6 Episode 2

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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