The best Quotes and Sayings about Marriage

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A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

Relationships, PerfectionFawn Weaver
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Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.

RelationshipsKa Hancock in Dancing on Broken Glass
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Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

Love, RelationshipsJacqueline Bisset
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

LoveMignon McLaughlin
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 14 Episode 2
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

InsurancesAl Bundy in Married... with Children
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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

RelationshipsLouis C. K., 2017
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Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Boris Pasternak
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

ArgumentAnn Landers
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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Weddings, Funny Quotes, Mothers in lawHubert H. Humphrey
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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche
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The "no more surprises"-thing is the best part of being married.

SurprisesLily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 12
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In a good marriage each is the other's better half.

Alfred Hitchcock
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

WeddingsHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
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According to the experts, marriage is like art. It requires great patience.

The Marked Heart, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

Bette Davis
 
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I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one.

Crazy, Stupid, Love., by Cal
 
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Rings make marriages,
And rings make chains aswell.

RingsFriedrich Schiller in Maria Stuart
 
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"Actually, you've fallen out of love with your husband. And yet, you are going to stay in the same house under the same roof for the sake of the child."
"But that's called marriage!"

Decoupled, Season 1
 
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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Psychologists believe that emotional connection is the key to long-termin marital success, not physical attraction.

Nick Lachey in Love Is Blind, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Marriage. It's the ultimate happiness for a girl.

Yui in Angel Beats!
 
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War is war, but killing a man at a wedding... horrid. As if men need more reasons to fear marriage.

Olenna Tyrell in Game of Thrones, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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The truth is that: We are unhappy married and unmarried we're unhappy. In marriage you must first endure, pity and then embrace.

Unknown (Mwanandeke Kindembo)
 
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Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.

Rumor Has It...
 
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

Children & ChildhoodPeter De Vries
 
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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Burt Reynolds
 
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

RelationshipsRita Rudner
 
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To keep your marriage brimming, whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash
 
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I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.

RelationshipsCarson Daly
 
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When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.

WeddingsGisele Bündchen
 
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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Laughing & SmileBob Newhart
 
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In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Falling in loveCaroline Kennedy
 
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood
 
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton
 
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Billy Connolly
 
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Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Jerry Seinfeld
 
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

WeddingsBenjamin Franklin
 
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Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez
 
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

AgeAgatha Christie
 
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