The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Children & ChildhoodPeter De VriesMarriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
Burt ReynoldsIt's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina KingI love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
RelationshipsRita RudnerIdeally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
Love, RelationshipsJacqueline BissetI think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.
RelationshipsCarson DalyLove is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
Love, RelationshipsThomas MertonWhen I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.
Gisele BündchenI think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
Laughing & SmileBob NewhartAll married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.
ArgumentAnn LandersLove is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.
Love, Forgiveness & MercyAnn LandersBehind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Success, Funny QuotesHubert H. HumphreyIn terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Falling in loveCaroline KennedyThere's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
Falling in loveDave GrohlIt is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich NietzscheThe first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
Jackie KennedyThey say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint EastwoodMarriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert Keith ChestertonA successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
LoveMignon McLaughlinWeddings are basically funerals with cake.
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 10Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.
LoveI Corinthians, 13,4Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife'
Gayle FormanMarriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
Jerry SeinfeldBefore you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.
Computer, InternetWill FerrellThe 'no more surprises'-thing is the best part of being married.
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 12Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.
RelationshipsKa Hancock in Dancing on Broken GlassIn a good marriage each is the other's better half.
Alfred HitchcockA happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.
Relationships, PerfectFawn WeaverFather, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.
LoveAladdin, by JasminLove is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
Love, AgeBruce LeeAffection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
LoveC.S. LewisMarriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
Homer Simpson in The SimpsonsKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin FranklinAlways remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.
Gabriel Garcia MarquezTed: "Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with."
Marshall: "I have one. It's called my marriage-license."
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.