The best Quotes and Sayings about Marriage

The best Quotes and Sayings about Marriage

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

- Peter De VriesChildren & Childhood, Marriage

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

- Burt ReynoldsMarriage

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

- Regina KingMarriage

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita RudnerMarriage, Relationships

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

- Jacqueline BissetLove, Marriage, Relationships

I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.

- Carson DalyMarriage, Relationships

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

- Thomas MertonLove, Marriage, Relationships

Being a husband is for me as big a priority as being a father.

- Roger FedererMarriage, Fathers

When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.

- Gisele B√ľndchenMarriage

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

- Bob NewhartLaughing & Smile, Marriage

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

- Ann LandersMarriage, Argument

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

- Ann LandersLove, Marriage, Forgiveness & Mercy

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry!

- Anton ChekhovMarriage, Solitude & Being Alone

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

- Hubert H. HumphreyMarriage, Success, Funny Quotes

In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.

- Caroline KennedyMarriage, Falling in love

There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

- Dave GrohlMarriage, Falling in love

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

- Friedrich NietzscheMarriage

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

- Jackie KennedyMarriage

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

- Clint EastwoodMarriage

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

- Gilbert Keith ChestertonMarriage

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

- Mignon McLaughlinLove, Marriage

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

- Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 10Marriage

Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.

- I Corinthians, 13,4Love, Marriage

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife'

- Gayle FormanMarriage

Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

- Jerry SeinfeldMarriage

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

- Will FerrellMarriage, Computer, Internet

The 'no more surprises'-thing is the best part of being married.

- Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 12Marriage

Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.

- Ka Hancock in Dancing on Broken GlassMarriage, Relationships

In a good marriage each is the other's better half.

- Alfred HitchcockMarriage

A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

- Fawn WeaverMarriage, Relationships, Perfect

Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

- Aladdin, by JasminLove, Marriage

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

- Bruce LeeLove, Marriage, Age

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.

- C.S. LewisLove, Marriage

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

- Homer Simpson in The SimpsonsMarriage

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

- Benjamin FranklinMarriage

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.

- Gabriel Garcia MarquezMarriage

Ted: 'Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with.'
Marshall: 'I have one. It's called my marriage-license.'

- Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother, Season 3 Episode 14Marriage

You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.

- UnknownLove, Marriage

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

- AristotleLove, Soul, Marriage, Friendship

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