The best Quotes by Markus Herz

The best Quotes by Markus Herz

Markus Herz (17 January 1747 – Berlin, 19 January 1803) was a German Jewish physician and lecturer on philosophy.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

often misattributed to Mark Twain

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One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

Felix Lobrecht

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Berlin Munich Oktoberfest

Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!

Willy Brandt - 10. November 1989

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German Unity Berlin 1989

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

Barack Obama

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Berlin - the greatest cultural extravaganza that one could imagine.

David Bowie

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You're crazy, child, you should go to Berlin.

Franz von Suppé

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Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner."

John F. Kennedy

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Freedom 1963 Berlin

People of the world - look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one.

Barack Obama

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History 2008 German Unity Berlin

As soon as you come into Berlin, it's over with peachiness and elegance.

Theodor Fontane

In the face of God, all people are from Berlin.

Theodor Fontane

These days, space is less dangerous than the streets of Berlin.

Wernher von Braun

Street Berlin Space

I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life f*cks us all.

Kurt Cobain

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Don't cross oceans for people, who wouldn't jump puddles for you.

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Puns Self-Confidence

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

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Puns Falling in love

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

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Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.

Nick Hornby in A Long Way Down

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Puns Relationships Family

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 20

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I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Charles Bukowski

The older I get, the better I was.

She really had a fat but: her fat butt!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 4

Puns Fat People

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

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