The best Quotes by Markus Herz

The best Quotes by Markus Herz

Markus Herz (17 January 1747 – Berlin, 19 January 1803) was a German Jewish physician and lecturer on philosophy.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
often misattributed to Mark Twain
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One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".
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Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!
Willy Brandt - 10. November 1989
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Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.
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Berlin - the greatest cultural extravaganza that one could imagine.
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You're crazy, child, you should go to Berlin.
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Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner."
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People of the world - look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one.
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As soon as you come into Berlin, it's over with peachiness and elegance.
In the face of God, all people are from Berlin.
These days, space is less dangerous than the streets of Berlin.
I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.
Nobody dies a virgin. Life f*cks us all.
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Don't cross oceans for people, who wouldn't jump puddles for you.
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."
Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland
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Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 20
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I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
The older I get, the better I was.
She really had a fat but: her fat butt!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 4
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
We've had a lot of away games in the Champions League this season where we've heard the fans. When I think of the game in Newcastle, where you can hear our fans the whole time, even though it was said beforehand that Newcastle is the loudest stadium in England – that's really saying something. We are looking forward to our fans, they will deliver again in Paris.
I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Recently, on my 18th birthday, my mother showed me a note from my time at primary school. We had to write down what we wanted to be. The only thing I'd written was: football player. I really did always want that and started early on to kick everything I came across: balloons, balls and anything else lying around the house. There was a lot flying about at our place.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021

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