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Quote by Mark Twain (about Smoking, Funny Quotes)
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
2
Smoking
Funny Quotes
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A kiss is something you need both hands for.
Mark Twain
7
Kissing
Hands
Preserve your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but not live.
Mark Twain
7
Dreaming
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
6
Humanity
Gratitude
Animals
Dogs
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
Mark Twain
6
Life
Happiness
Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles.
Mark Twain
5
Life
Craziness & Weirdness
I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.
Mark Twain
in
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
4
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Mark Twain
3
Birth
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory.
Mark Twain
in
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
3
Truth
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain
3
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain
3
Moon
German literacy ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.
Mark Twain
3
Germany
Languages
'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.
Mark Twain
2
'You can go home now,' Tom told us.
'We'll meet next week. Then we can rob somebody and kill some people.'
Mark Twain
in
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
2
That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.
Mark Twain
in
A Tramp Abroad
2
I went often to look at the collection of curiosities in Heidelberg Castle, and one day I surprised the keeper of it with my German. I spoke entirely in that language. He was greatly interested; and after I had talked a while he said my German was very rare, possibly a 'unique'; and wanted to add it to his museum.
Mark Twain
in
A Tramp Abroad
2
Heidelberg
Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying.
Mark Twain
in
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
2
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Mark Twain
2
Alcohol
Whiskey
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
2
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
2
Ambition
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain
2
Books
Knowledge
Reading
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
2
Work
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
Ava Gardner
1
Smoking
Whiskey
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.
Damien Hirst
1
Smoking
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
8
Alcohol
Funny Quotes
"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
5
Funny Quotes
Singles & Dating
You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.
Mark Twain
in
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
1
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first.
Mark Twain
in
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
1
Ah, if he could only die temporarily!
Mark Twain
in
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
1
The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.
Mark Twain
in
A Tramp Abroad
1
Germany
Wine
After all, you still need time to just sit there and take a look around.
Astrid Lindgren
7
"Oh yes, time flies and before you know it you're old," said Pippi. "Come autumn I'll be ten, and I suppose I'll be past my prime then."
Astrid Lindgren
in
Pippi Longstocking
6
Age
It's real, Six. You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off.
Colleen Hoover
in
Hopeless
4
I want you to help them open... because I need you to watch me give you the very last piece of my heart.
Colleen Hoover
in
Hopeless
4
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Paulo Coelho
25
Self-Confidence
Gossip & Rumors
If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.
Paulo Coelho
21
Change
Beginning
This is the true measure of love: When we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will ever love in the same way after us.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
6
Love
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
5
Children & Childhood
Family
Parents
The Light failed; but the Darkness that followed was more than loss of light.
J.R.R. Tolkien
in
The Silmarillion
2
Darkness
The Elves made many rings; but secretly Sauron made One Ring to rule all the others, and their power was bound up with it.
J.R.R. Tolkien
in
The Silmarillion
Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
Joanne K. Rowling
4
Hogwarts
I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.
Joanne K. Rowling
12
Books
Reading
The first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away.
Nicholas Sparks
in
The Notebook
30
Falling in love
Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to see it.
Nicholas Sparks
in
The Notebook
29
Love
Beauty
Valentine's Day
She was beautiful, but not like those girls in the magazines. She was beautiful, for the way she thought. She was beautiful, for the sparkle in her eyes when she talked about something she loved. She was beautiful, for her ability to make other people smile, even if she was sad. No, she wasn't beautiful for something as temporary as her looks. She was beautiful, deep down to her soul.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
20
Beauty
Love declerations
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
in
The Great Gatsby
14
Solitude & Loneliness
Hope is like a shard of glass. Tread on it, and you'll end up wincing with every step. The best policy is to tweezer it out. Sure, it will hurt like billy-o and the wound will take a while to heal, but after that you can walk again.
Sebastian Fitzek
in
Therapy
28
Hope
Breakup
Grief & Condolence
"Lost something?"
"Yes, my mind."
Sebastian Fitzek
in
Splinter
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