The best Quotes by Mark Rober

For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.

Yeah, so I have, like, a YouTube channel where I kind of use my engineering background to make sort of ridiculous things.

If anyone was going to make a revenge bait package and over-engineer the crap out of it, it was going to be me.

If I see a problem, I like to think if there's a better way to do it.

Until maybe my coworker makes a six-and-a-half-foot Nerf gun, I'm the proud holder of a world record.

I don't really see myself as supercreative.

Wearable tech is really exploding, and I feel like five years down the road tech is going to be totally in our clothing. It's the next frontier for tech to conquer in our lives.

I'm having a really good time. The costume's probably slightly different than you might expect. But to go back into the role [of Obi-Wan] is great.

The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.

It was nice to get to enjoy an inauguration without a pit of dread in your stomach.

Trump's leaving office with his lowest approval rating yet. It's down to 29%. Which, for someone who recently incited a insurrection to overthrow the government isn't bad. Honestly, what would he have to do to get below 20%, Eat the constitution? Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any president in the modern era. The only one to leave office with a lower rating than that was Kevin Spacey.

If Martin Luther King were alive today, he would probably watch the news and go, "let me be more specific about this dream I had."

I wish we had somebody in a leadership position in the White House who would bring people together.

What ever I would do, I would be the one I am today. I chose football and I'm sorry for the other fans that are cheering for other sports, because it would be the same thing.

People told me, "When you come to Los Angeles, don't worry, you can walk on the streets" But since day one, it's busy everywhere. But it's my own fault. 'Cause when you play the way I do, I mean.

I wanted to give Los Angeles a gift. I was thinking a long time. And then one day it came like: I should give myself.

When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.

Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.

They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.

This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.

I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.

Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

This is for Mino Raiola. It's the first title I have won without Mino by my side. I was close to signing for Napoli, then he told me that I was the only one who could save Milan. So I dedicate it to him.

Broker: "I found a nice house, but has no furnitures."
Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
Broker: "Rich people don't buy furnitures in IKEA."
Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."

One year with me and you learned how to win titles.

Chelsea can't sign me, I have more trophies than Chelsea. I should be the one to sign them.

"Is Kumail Nanjiani's d*ck multiple colors?"
"Yes. Every shade of your mom's lipstick. And her b*tthole."

My kids are older now. They're kinda upset with me. They're not really upset, but they don't understand. I tell them all the time: "We" ain't rich. "I'm" rich.

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

There’s no words to express the pain Im going through with this tragedy of loosing my neice Gigi & my brother Kobe.

JaVale McGee, vice-president of 'Shaqtin' A Fool''s stock has been going down. I need you to get back on the court. JaVale McGee! I need you baby!

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.

Russia... the country that gave the world Tetris, merkins you wear on your heads, and potentially the 45th President of the United States.

Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.

I was so happy to do it again, and so happy to work with Hayden again, and I hope we get the chance to do it again.

That was quite difficult. They were universally not very much liked.

I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.

The thing about parenting rules is there aren't any. That's what makes it so difficult.

I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.