The best Quotes by Marissa Cooper

Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 24

Hangover & Crapulence

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You know what I like about rich kids? Nothing!

Ryan Atwood in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 2

Ryan: "Maybe you've got the Summer flu."
Seth: "I dunno. It's possible."
Ryan: "Maybe you need some Annabiotics."

Ryan Atwood in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 12

Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 2 Episode 6

Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 2 Episode 4

Kurt Cobain 50 Cent

Summer: "I'm busy. Studying. Naked."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 19

What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.

Sandy Cohen in The O.C. - Season 2 Episode 5

Sandy: "You're not exactly the ideal client."
Caleb: "Rich? Powerful?"
Sandy: "Guilty!"

Sandy Cohen in The O.C. - Season 2 Episode 3

It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 5

Sandy: "The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe."
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 2

Summer: "So you're making a mixtape for his birthday? That's so romantic!"
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."

Summer Roberts in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 17

Seth: "I'm in charge of Ryan's birthday."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 17

A vicodin love confession is still a love confession.

Summer Roberts in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 9

It doesn't matter, I'm too tired to care.

Summer Roberts in The O.C.

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

Lemmy Kilmister

Alcohol Hangover & Crapulence

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

Hangover & Crapulence

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

Alcohol Monkeys & Apes Hangover & Crapulence

A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.

Hangover & Crapulence

Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.

Hangover & Crapulence

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

Anna Kendrick - January 2014

Hangover & Crapulence

There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.

Yasuo the Unforgiven in League of Legends

Hangover & Crapulence

Summer: "We have to do something. Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?"
Seth: "Dry cereal from a box and black coffee."

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 1

Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 7

Catwoman Nerds Comic Books

I hope you have Motrin in the house, because you're about to feel pain!

Summer Roberts in The O.C.

How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters!

Summer Roberts in The O.C.

I suffer from rage blackouts.

Summer Roberts in The O.C.

Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.

Ryan Atwood in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 1

Pension

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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