The best Quotes by Mario Balotelli

If Real comes back against Dortmund I will let my girlfriend sleep with the players.

April 2013

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If Mario Balotelli had Zlatan Ibrahimovic's head, Lionel Messi would have fewer Ballon d'Or awards.

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I'll miss everything about Palermo. The people always made me feel at home; it will be impossible to forget my experiences there. Palermo made me become a man.

Paulo Dybala

Palermo

Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - October 2022

Neymar Paris Saint-Germain

This is for Mino Raiola. It's the first title I have won without Mino by my side. I was close to signing for Napoli, then he told me that I was the only one who could save Milan. So I dedicate it to him.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - May 2022

Mino Raiola A.C. Milan

Broker: "I found a nice house, but has no furnitures."
Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
Broker: "Rich people don't buy furnitures in IKEA."
Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."

Zlatan Ibrahimović

IKEA

One year with me and you learned how to win titles.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - July 2021, about Gianluigi Donnarumma winning EURO

Chelsea can't sign me, I have more trophies than Chelsea. I should be the one to sign them.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - November 2020

Chelsea F.C.

Current health status for the ones wondering: pissed off. Second time in 4 months they kill me.

Mino Raiola - April 2022, about false news about his death

Do you want a dictator as president of FIFA or a democracy? Even a 15-year-old kid knows that the only good thing about FIFA is the video game.

Mino Raiola

FIFA Association

Sepp Blatter is a demented dictator. It makes me deeply sick just to think about Blatter being re-elected.

Mino Raiola

Sepp Blatter FIFA Association

Pep Guardiola, the coach, is fantastic. As a person he's an absolute zero. He's a coward, a dog.

Mino Raiola

Pep Guardiola

It's crazy that it has happened this way. I wanted it very much. I knew God was going to give it to me, I sensed it was going to be this.

Lionel Messi - December 2022, on Argentina winning the World Cup

Argentinia FIFA World Cup 2022

I feel great bitterness, it is disappointing to start this way. Now we must turn the page and show that we are a strong team.

Lionel Messi - November 2022, on losing against Saudi-Arabia

FIFA World Cup 2022

The moment I arrived in Paris I felt very happy. And I really want to begin the training sessions.

Lionel Messi - August 2021

Paris Saint-Germain

The Real Madrid shirt is white. It can stain of mud, sweat and even of blood, but never of shame.

Santiago Bernabéu

Real Madrid

You had 90 minutes to come up with something and now you're asking me these two sh-t questions. That's incredible.

Toni Kroos - Mai 2022, nach CL-Finalsieg von Real Madrid

Real Madrid

Real Madrid is a legendary team that stands above all the others and is the target of all the players.

Franz Beckenbauer

Real Madrid

We'll be waiting for him like a wife, waiting for her husband to be released from prison.

Jürgen Klopp (as coach for Borussia Dortmund) - about the hurt Mats Hummels

Borussia Dortmund

When Dortmund won here for the last time, 19 years ago, most of my players have still been quenched.

Jürgen Klopp

Borussia Dortmund Funny Football Quotes

We're in good shape. So now, Dortmund is coming!

Erling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund) - April 2021

Borussia Dortmund

Ed Sheeran did what I haven't seen too often before: Make people smile when leaving the Schalke Arena.

Toni Kroos - July 2022

Ed Sheeran FC Schalke 04 Funny Football Quotes

Congratulation on signing the best coach in the world.

Louis van Gaal - 1991, on becoming Coach at Ajax

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I don't think about money when I make these kinds of decisions. I play for the love of the game. I loved the feeling I got from Real Madrid.

Jude Bellingham - June 2023

Real Madrid

I think he's a really good talent, really promising talent. I think if you meet the boy as well, an excellent boy - very humble, he's got his feet firmly on the ground, which is the most important thing for a young player. And I think he's got the world at his feet as long as he can stay focussed.

Jude Bellingham - September 2020

Youssoufa Moukoko

I want to finish with dignity so in a good club. It doesn't mean that to go USA or Qatar or Dubai is not good but I don't see myself there.

Cristiano Ronaldo - November 2015

Dubai

We want to win this World Cup. The group is very strong. And I want to take this opportunity to stop the talking about me. Stop asking other players about me. You can ask them questions about the World Cup and their expectations.

Cristiano Ronaldo - November 2022

FIFA World Cup 2022

What am I supposed to say about that? I'm a goalkeeper.

Manuel Neuer (as player at Bayern Munich) - December 2019, about making use of goal opportunities at Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich

We know about the strength of the French players and are respectful. I think they feel the same way.

Manuel Neuer - June 2021, before Germany - France

Soccer European Championships 2020

I'm truly saddened by the death of Her Majesty, The Queen. What an outpouring of love and respect we saw for the Platinum Jubilee for her life of service. How devastated we all feel today shows what she has meant to people in this country and around the world.

David Beckham - September 2022

Death of Queen Elizabeth II

In my career, there's many things I've won and many things I've achieved, but for me, my greatest achievement is my children and my family. It's about being a good father, a good husband, just being connected to family as much as possible.

David Beckham

Family Career

We have to accept the quality of the opponent, this is maybe the most dangerous attacking side at the moment in Europe.

Thomas Tuchel (as coach for Chelsea F.C.) - February 2022

Liverpool F.C.

I say that the top players are the ones who work hardest. They are the easiest to handle - they know what it takes to stay at the best level.

Thomas Tuchel

I have dreamed of this. This is a historic night for this club and for me, this is my first European title. I will remember this for all my life.

Rafael Santos Borré - May 2022, about Eintracht Frankfurt winning the Europa League

Eintracht Frankfurt

If he stays, that would be a positive signal for Schalke. Raul is a super player and we need his high level of quality in order to be successful.

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

FC Schalke 04

If Barcelona was a German club, they'd be a case for a liquidator.

Uli Hoeneß - September 2021

FC Barcelona

Bayern Munich's crowning achievement came with a 1-0 victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the UEFA Champions League final in Lisbon. Kingsley Coman, a Parisian and former PSG prospect, scored early in the second half. Manuel Neuer, the brilliant goalkeeper, made sure the lead stood up.

(The Washington Post) - August 2020, about Bayern Munich winning the Champions League

Manuel Neuer Bayern Munich Champions League

I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.

Florian Wirtz - July 2021

Bayer 04 Leverkusen

All taxi drivers in Manchester are City fans. When you want to go to United, they'll drive you out in the sticks and dump you there.

Dino Toppmöller - August 2002

Manchester United Manchester City F.C.

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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