We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.
You're not free until you've been made captive by supreme belief.
My father used to say superior people never make long visits.
If technique is of no interest to a writer, I doubt that the writer is an artist.
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The Wok.
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