The best Quotes by Marge Simpson

The best Quotes by Marge Simpson

Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier) is a character in the American animated sitcom The Simpsons and part of the eponymous family. She is voiced by Julie Kavner.

Homer: "Do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?"
Marge: "Well, like all Americans… fast!"

The Simpsons

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

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My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

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If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

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This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

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I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10

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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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This room is like a museum of old, useless crap... by which I mean every museum.

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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

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Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'.

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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

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If you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half a-sed. That's the American way.

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If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

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We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.

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Not only are you wrong... but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Scherbatsky, you are an American.

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Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

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Americans are the best entertained and quite likely the least well-informed people in the Western world.

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If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.

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If you look at those matters, you will come to the conclusion that the attitude of the United States of America is a threat to world peace.

Nelson Mandela - 2002, on the US, preparing to invade Iraq

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Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

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America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well… all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

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Ooh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out! What's next, finding out what operas I go to?

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Good things don't end with "eum", they end with "mania" or "teria".

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When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me."
Number 2: "Oh, good idea, Boss!"
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here."

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We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.

Cletus Spuckler in The Simpsons - Season 18 Episode 14

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

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