The best Quotes by Margaret Cho

The best Quotes by Margaret Cho

Margaret Moran Cho (born December 5, 1968) is an American comedian and actress. She is known for her stand-up routines, through which she critiques social and political problems, especially regarding race and sexuality. She rose to prominence after starring in the ABC sitcom All-American Girl (1994–95), and became an established stand-up comic in the subsequent years.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.

To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

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San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

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Anyone who doesn't have a great time in San Francisco is pretty much dead to me.

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Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.

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I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

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A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

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A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.

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Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

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Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.

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You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

Anna Kendrick - January 2014

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There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.

Yasuo the Unforgiven in League of Legends

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

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