Quotes by Margaret Cho

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.

To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.