The best Quotes by Margaret Cho

The best Quotes by Margaret Cho

Margaret Moran Cho (born December 5, 1968) is an American comedian and actress. She is known for her stand-up routines, through which she critiques social and political problems, especially regarding race and sexuality. She rose to prominence after starring in the ABC sitcom All-American Girl (1994–95), and became an established stand-up comic in the subsequent years.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.
To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

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San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.
Anyone who doesn't have a great time in San Francisco is pretty much dead to me.
Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.
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I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.
Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."
Marissa Cooper in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 24
Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
Anna Kendrick - January 2014
There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.
There's always that one person, that will always have your heart. That one person for me is you.
Success is all about having the confidence to shoot for something even if it seems impossible.
Success is about dedication. You may not be where you want to be or do what you want to do when you're on the journey. But you've got to be willing to have vision and foresight that leads you to an incredible end.
For a woman to be able to dominate and also be feminine and soft, that's a talent. And its not all about appearance. A woman who has a brain, who is street-smart and book-smart, that woman is very, very sexy to me.

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