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They f*cking love you to pieces, you dumbshit. We all do. You just have trouble loving yourself.

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Becca: "My heart hurts."
Hank: "Oh, god, baby. Mine, too. Is it boy trouble? Me too. Well, girl trouble. You want to talk about it?"
Becca: "No. I just want to know when it stops hurting."
Hank: "Well, here's the deal, and you're not gonna want to hear this, so it's gonna sound like piss-poor parenting, but if you're lucky, never."

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 5

Breakup

Dear Karen,
if you're reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it. So, good for me. You don't know me very well, but if you get me started, I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this... this is the hardest thing I've ever had to write.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it. I met someone. It was an accident. I wasn't looking for it. I wasn't on the make. It was a perfect storm. She said one thing. I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

Now there's this feeling in my gut. She might be the one. She's completely nuts in a way that makes me smile. A great deal of maintenance required. She is you, Karen. That's the good news. The bad is that I don't know how to be with you right now. And that scares the shit out of me. Because if I'm not with you right now, I have this feeling we'll get lost out there. It's a big, bad world full of twists and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment... the moment that could've changed everything.

I don't know what's going on with us and I can't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me... but, damn, you smell good, like home. And you make excellent coffee. That's got to count for something, right?

Call me.

Unfaithfully yours,
Hank Moody

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 2 Episode 10

Love Moments

I don't like the drugs, doc. The drugs like me.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 4 Episode 3

Drugs

You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 8

Cocaine Gentleman

Cities don't change people. People don't even change people. We are who we are.

Hank Moody in Californication

Hank: "A bl*wjob from you?"
Girl: "Well, something tells me, it's not gonna suck itself, Hank."

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 1

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood bas*ment
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off Station to Station?
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication, Album: Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication, Album: Californication

California

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the past
Once you know you can never go back
I’ve got to take it on the otherside

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside, Album: Californication

To my dear beautiful daughter,

I'm writing you a letter. That's right, a good old-fashioned letter. It's a lost art, really. I have a confession to make. I didn't like you very much at first. You were just this annoying, little blob. You smelled nice. Most of the time. But you didn't seem to have much interest in me. Which I, of course, found vaguely insulting.

It was just you and your mom against the world... funny how some things never change. So I cruised along, doing my thing, acting the fool, not really understanding how being a parent changes you. And I don't remember the exact moment everything changed. I just know that it did.

One minute I was impenetrable. Nothing could touch me. The next, my heart was somehow beating outside my chest, exposed to the elements. Loving you has been the most profound, intense, painful experience of my life. In fact, it's been almost too much to bear. As your father, I made a silent vow to protect you from the world, never realizing I was the one who would end up hurting you the most.

When I flash forward, my heart breaks. Mostly because I can't imagine you speaking of me with any sort of pride. How could you? Your father is a child in a man's body. He cares for nothing and everything at the same time. Noble in thought, weak in action. Something has to change. Something has to give. It's getting dark... too dark to see.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 4 Episode 2

Fathers

I'm telling you that no amount of top-shelf p*ssy can compete with the love of a good woman.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 10

Vaginas

It's not whether you win or you lose, it's how you play the game.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 1

Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl and
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and

With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue, Album: Californication

In my absence, your whole life has become this sexual playground.

Hank Moody in Californication

He's an a-shole, and I hate his stinking guts right now, but that doesn't mean I don't love him.

Becca Moody in Californication

What's the move here? Good cop, bad cop, bald cop?

Hank Moody in Californication

Hank: "You know, I know I say this too much. All the time, probably, but... I was wrong to do what I did and I was wrong to be so glib about trying to fix it."
Becca: "There is no right or wrong, Dad. Just the consequences of your actions. You taught me that."

Becca Moody in Californication - Season 2 Episode 7

You have extremely moist lips. They're like kissable cupcakes. It's as if Sprinkles and Crumbs got together, made sweet love, and had these delicious little smoochable cupcake babies.

Hank Moody in Californication

Kissing

Once upon a time, I wrote a book. People seemed to dig it, so I wrote another and one after that. That's when Hollywood came knocking at my back door. As soon as I cashed that check, I wrapped my lips around the mighty erection that is the film industry and sucked hard. Just like a good wh-re should.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 3

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 5

Internet Grammar

Boy: "Seriously, if you sit here, people are gonna think you're weird."
Becca: "How unfortunate. And here I was, planning to run for prom-queen."

Becca Moody in Californication - Season 2 Episode 3

It's been a long time since I made a new friеnd
Waitin' on another black summer to end
It's been a long timе and you never know when
Waitin' on another black summer to end

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Black Summer, Album: Unlimited Love

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge, Album: Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Do you want this love of mine?
Darkness helps us all to shine
Do you want it, do you want it now?
Do you want it all the time?

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dark Necessities, Album: The Getaway

Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way sayin', 'Baby, what you gonna- ?'
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California, Album: Stadium Arcadium

Louisiana Indiana

In between the cover of another perfect wonder
And it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh), Album: Stadium Arcadium

When will I know that I really can't go
To the well once more time to decide on
When it's killing me, when will I really see
All that I need to look inside?

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh), Album: Stadium Arcadium

Standing in line to see the show tonight
And there's a light on, heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there waiting for

Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way, Album: By The Way

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Tom Cruise

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

Knowledge

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