The best Quotes by Marcus Baker

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Max: "Fall in a ditch!"
Marcus: "Well, I already did that."

To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.

Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Alaska - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Max: "Welcome back, b*tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b*tches."

Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.

You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself.

Ellen: "I quit being a mom. The hours are long, and the pay sucks."
Georgia: "No kidding! Austin still hasn't said a single word to me."
Ellen: "Oh, not mine. Mine talk. They won't shut up."

It's the worst betrayal since Jordyn and Kylie!

Abby: "I didn't want you to get hurt."
Max: "That's funny. That's what everyone who keeps hurting me keeps saying!"

I'd do anything to protect my kids like no one ever protected me. Anything.

We're like the penguins. We can't fly, but maybe we can learn to swim.

Because you can't choose who you love. Your person is your person, and that is undeniable.

Thanksgiving is almost here and as soon as people realize how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts, their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashian's legs after the wedding check cleared.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.

Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus.

No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

There's always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it's just not being a turkey.

Hell is empty, devils are here!

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!

When you hit rock-bottom, you still have a way to go until the abyss.

Life won't throw you parties. You gotta make your own!

Men are visual creatures, so give them something to look at.

Love is a lot of things, Maxine. Safe isn't one of them.

Love. It's up. It's down. It's easy. It's hard. It's a motherf-...

Love. Everyone thinks love is so beautiful. Such a fairytale.

Of course I hurt myself. When you don't have a voice, you have to scream somehow.

Halloween is, like, the sexiest holiday. We can't stay in and watch movies like losers.

Halloween is a chance for everybody to one-up themselves.

Through the lens is how the world makes sense to me.