The best Quotes by Marcelene Cox

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.

Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.

Children have got to be free to lead their own lives.

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

A jealous female can be tricked into everything.

The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who haven't had the fortune of finding this happiness, I am there.

A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shows can change your life.

Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."

Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

Good clothing is a passport for happiness.

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

Kate: "We have to hang the stockings and make the eggnog. It just won't be Christmas without it!"
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."

It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what helps to keep a family together over the long haul.

Spring is coming, but the air is chilled
It reminds me of the winter fires we would always build
Hiding from the cold is always warmer in your arms
Whenever you are kissing me, it is Christmas in my heart

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Making a gift means to give something you'd actually like to keep.

The best presents don't come in boxes.

Christmas - The time of love and consciousness, until someone came up with the whole presents-thing.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!

Fielding: "I'm sorry. Did I wake you?"
John: "I think you woke your Aunt Jenny. She's been dead for nine years."

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.