The best Quotes by Madelyn Stillwell

Why have average when you can have extraordinary?

Rome. Greece. All democracies fail because people are f*cking stupid. But if you crush the masses... Who builds your monuments? Who tongues your taint? No, the people will tear it apart themselves. You just gotta nudge 'em a little. Then you get to swoop in. Be the one saving it. Like Caesar.

I'll tell you what. When we're all done here, I'll buy you a nice, big, family-size bottle of top-shelf lube and I'll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then I won't. I just won't do it.

Lift the plane? How? There's nothing to stand on - it's f*ckin' air!

Hughie, these women they're like fine wine, the older they get, the more delicious, but the drier.

You wanna know what I do when I'm sad… or scared? F*cking nothing. Cuz I'm not a f*cking p*ssy.

The Deep: "What do we do? We can't just kill everyone."
Billy Butcher: "That's exactly what we're gonna do!"

Now don't be a p*ssy, laser my f*cking t*ts!

That's where The Boys come in: Spank the bastards when they get out of line.

The truth is, our weakness is the same as anyone’s. It’s people. The people we care about. So I say, cut them loose. For your good and for theirs. That way you’re really bulletproof.

Since when did "hopeful" and "naive" become the same thing? I mean, why would you get into this business if not to save the world? That’s all I have ever wanted.

Just remember who your friends and who your enemies are.

I'm supposed to be this hero, idol symbol, but I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Pardon my French, f*ck those f*ckers!

You ever touch me again, I will burn your eyes out!

I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the f*ck I want.

I'm Cate's imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really. I taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that skittle. Flick the bean. Gotta find that man in the canoe. Came like a faucet. She'd crank up the Jonas Brothers. She'd hump a soldier boy pillow. She'd raw dog that pillow till she saw God.

Just 'cause you fall on your *ss doesn't mean you have to stay there.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"