The best Quotes by Madeline Wheeler

Madeline: "Aw. Where are you?"
Emily: "Jogging on the Seine."
Madeline: "You are living my life. Except for... the jogging part."

Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 3

Jogging

So you're single? In Paris? Now I'm even more jealous. I mean, your life is croissants and sex.

Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 3

Paris

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You go to Saint-Tropez to party, not to work. It's like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.

Luc in Emily in Paris - Season 2 Episode 2

Côte d'Azur Ibiza

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

France Bed

Emily: "I'm levelling up to French II. And I have to focus, because I need more oral."
Mindy: "I don't think that's your issue. You can consummate in French... just not conjugate."

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 2 Episode 4

Camille: "There is only one way to get a guy out of your system."
Mindy: "You have sex with another one."

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 2 Episode 2

Sylvie: "You'll let your sex life determine business decisions?"
Emily: "We never had Sex!"
Sylvie: "Well, maybe, you should. You're so tense."

Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 8

Luc: "Ah, Emily's boyfriend, non?"
Julian: "Nah, she just has a crush on him."
Emily: "I didn't say that."
Julian: "You didn't have to."

Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 8

Emily: "I feel we've made it pretty clear we can't just be friends."
Gabriel: "But we live on top of each other."
Emily: "You're proving my point."

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 8

Mathieu: "Please, please, nothing cliché. My uncle is very particular."
Emily: "Oh, I know. He chose me personally."

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 7

Fashion is not about a concept. It's about looking beautiful.

Pierre Cadault in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 9

Fashion

You can't punish people for their thoughts. I'm from China, we've tried.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 8

China

Mathieu: "Do you know what the French do when things are at their darkes? When the bombs were falling during World War II, know what they did?"
Emily: "Hid?"

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 9

France

Now, it's one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It's another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young American.

Luc in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 4

Emily: "Thou shalt remember that we are all a team. And there is no I in team."
Sylvie: "Well, the French word for team is équipe. And there's an I in équipe."
Emily: "Well, let's not get caught up on vowels."

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 3

He quoted Rimbaud to me, and it was hot. The only thing my ex ever quoted was Game of Thrones recaps.

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 6

Quotes

Nobody wants to have to have sex with the same person forever.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Sex

I went jogging to get rid of the extra pounds I gained during lockdown. Didn't work at all.
Wait, am I supposed to do this more than once?

Corona-Jokes Jogging

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 7

Sports Jogging

We have a jogging track?

WALL·E

Jogging

I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary.

Harry Houdini

Russia Paris

If Paris is a city of lights, Sydney is the city of fireworks.

Baz Luhrmann

Paris Sydney

An artist has no home in Europe except in Paris.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Art Paris

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Paris

Do you realize this city is laid out in circles? Like they deliberately designed it to confuse us.

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Paris

Your language is seriously fed up.

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

France

I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin, and it had a paintball course.

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 8

Wisconsin

Sylvie: "That you don't speak French. It's a problem."
Emily: "Well, I'm going to take a class, but je parle un peu français already."

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 1

You never flirt with another woman in front of your mistress. It's worse than doing it in front of your wife.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Of course, I love Paris. And the food is so delicious. The fashion, so chic. The lights, so magical. But the people, so mean.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 1

Paris

The French are romantics, but they're also realists.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1

France

It's Paris. Everyone's serious about dinner.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Paris

Emily: "Why is it le vagin and not la vagin?"
Sylvie: "Oh, you mean le vagin. I don't know. It just is. Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses."

Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Vaginas

Emily: "They make a diabetes drug that we marketed the heck out of. Sales went up 63 percent."
Paul: "So you create the disease, then you treat the disease, and then you market the treatments of the disease."
Sylvie: "Perhaps stop eating."

Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 1

Emily: "Cigarettes cause diabetes and cancer."
Paul: "Yes. Well, smoking is a pleasure. And without pleasure, who are we?"
Sylvie: "German?"

Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 1

Sometimes the best relationships are complicated.

Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 4

Paris seems like a big city, but it's really just a small town.

Camille in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 4

Paris

Honey, look around. We didn't come here to be who we are back home. We came here to lose ourselves and find adventure.

Camille in Emily in Paris - Season 1

Emily: "You're nice and French, and you speak English?"
Camille: "Of course. I grew up watching American TV."

Camille in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 4

Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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