The best Quotes from Mad Max

You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes.

I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am an out-of-controller!

The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five minutes.

My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell...each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Me... Or everyone else.

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.

Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.

I don't make things complicated, that's the way they get all by themselves.

A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.

I don't have friends, I have family.

No matter how fast you are, no one outruns their past.

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

You're telling me one man did this? And the only thing you know is he's a Beekeeper?

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Gentlemen, you are the elite. The best of the best. We'll make you better!

Of all the threats from both your past and future. You've never faced anything like this.

Do not forget what you have learned of our past, Rodimus. From its lessons, the future is forged.

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Coach: "His name is Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like f-ok."
Phuc: "Please!"
Coach: "Alright, Phuc, calm the f-ook down."

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I love it when a plan comes together.

We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.

Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.

Shimazu: "I want you to find your peace. But a good death only comes after a good life."
John Wick: "You and I left a good life behind a long time ago, my friend."

A man has to look his best when it's time to get married... or buried.

Your days of fighting to the so-called greater good are over. This is our chance to control the truth - the concepts of right and wrong - for everyone for centuries to come. You're fighting to save an ideal that doesn't exist. Never did. You need to pick a side.

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

I want revenge. I want them to know that death is coming, and there is nothing they can do to stop it.

I've lived in a world of death. I've watched people I've loved die. Some fast with a bullet, some not enough left to bury. All these years I've kept my secrets, but the time has come to face my past. And if it comes looking for me, they will welcome death.

Kami: "What do you want, sweetie?"
Alphie: "For robots to be free."
Kami: "Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?"

Alphie: "What's heaven?"
Joshua: "It's a peaceful place in the sky."
Alphie: "Are you going to heaven?"
Joshua: "No."
Alphie: "Why not?"
Joshua: "You got to be a good person to go to heaven."
Alphie: "Then we're the same. We can't go to heaven, because you're not good, and I'm not a person."

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? 'Cause I ordered some pizza.

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.

I'm too old for this sh-t.