When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Cars, Men & WomenPrince PhilipComment
When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.
Operation Petticoat, by Matt T. ShermanComment
One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your MotherComment