The funniest Macho Jokes

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I'm not God but if I were God, three quarters of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

Axl Rose

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

Being Silent, CarsCharles Aznavour

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Cars, Men & WomenPrince Philip

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

Ice CreamJoey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 1 Episode 1

When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.

Operation Petticoat, by Matt T. Sherman

One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects.

FishBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother