Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
I'm not God but if I were God, three quarters of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
If she says, "We can't have sex, I'm on my period", I would say, "Well, your ass isn't bleeding, is it?"
When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.
Matt T. Sherman in Operation Petticoat
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.
For women, men are like tennis balls: sooner or later, they're caught in the net.
That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.
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I am the only man in the country not allowed to give his name to his children.
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Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.
I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!
It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.
Ray Embrey in Hancock9
I think a girl is too young for you if you have to make airplane noises to put your c-ck in her mouth.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
He hasn't found happiness. He's found marriage, the very opposite of happiness.