The best Quotes and Captions from MacGyver

The best Quotes and Captions from MacGyver

Angus "Mac" MacGyver is the title character and the protagonist in the TV series MacGyver. He is played by Richard Dean Anderson in the 1985 original series.

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Alexander: "You know what I think? I think you're crazy!"
MacGyver: "Give me a few hours, you'll know for sure."
Season 5 Episode 1
If you let yourself be afraid of dying, you're just going to end up being afraid of living.
"Sind Sie verrückt?"
MacGyver: "Das wird gelegentlich behauptet."
Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.
Season 2 Episode 2
There are some places in this world that are a lot easier to get into then out of. Like East Berlin, for instance.
Season 1 Episode 12
What a beautiful part of the world. It has everything but people.
Season 1 Episode 10
This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland.
Season 1 Episode 8
You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends.
Season 2 Episode 3
There always seems to be a way to fix things.
I'm about 20 seconds from becoming part of the landscape.
Season 1 Episode 17
When I was about ten I got my first chemistry set. I've been a beaker and test-tube nut ever since. My mom said I was gonna come up with a formula that would either improve the world... or blow up the house.
Season 2 Episode 11
When I was a kid, I use to build model airplanes with rubber band motors. Then I discovered batteries - it sure did increase the mileage.
Season 1 Episode 12
My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.
Season 1 Episode 2
MacGyver: "Pick a number between one and ten, quick!"
Charlie: "Seven."
MacGyver: "Close, but wrong; I go first."
Season 1 Episode 14
The man who said "Life is like a bowl of cherries" had it wrong. It's a bowl of Hungarian goulash: hot, sticky, and I'm not that hungry.
Season 1 Episode 3
Yanna: "Why do they hate us?"
MacGyver: "Some people are scared of anyone who runs free."
Season 1 Episode 3
Herpetologists will tell you everyone has an inner fear of snakes - including herpetologists.
Season 1 Episode 2
The first time I got to ride on a merry-go-round, I was about six or seven. I'd never seen anything like it. It was a kind of magic. Go to a merry-go-round anywhere in the world and you can see the same look in the kids eyes. It's magic. It's a shame we have to grow up... and lose it.
Season 1 Episode 16
Pete: "Wird hier auch mal Staub gewischt?"
Mac: "Zwei mal jährlich, pünktlich auf die Minute."
When you think about it, I take on a lot of jobs nobody else would want. The question is, why do I want 'em. I find myself asking these questions more and more and rationalizing answers with stuff like flexible hours, nice scenery, all expense paid vacations in colorful Eastern European luxury resorts. But, the bottom line is, I like it. I actually like getting into stuff that makes the old adrenaline pump. And, I get to meet some interesting people who have made some interesting career choices themselves.
Season 1 Episode 15
It's a known fact that 80 decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On the other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody.
Season 1 Episode 11