The best Quotes and Captions from MacGyver

Alexander: "You know what I think? I think you're crazy!"
MacGyver: "Give me a few hours, you'll know for sure."

If you let yourself be afraid of dying, you're just going to end up being afraid of living.

"Sind Sie verrückt?"
MacGyver: "Das wird gelegentlich behauptet."

Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.

There are some places in this world that are a lot easier to get into then out of. Like East Berlin, for instance.

What a beautiful part of the world. It has everything but people.

This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland.

You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends.

There always seems to be a way to fix things.

I'm about 20 seconds from becoming part of the landscape.

When I was about ten I got my first chemistry set. I've been a beaker and test-tube nut ever since. My mom said I was gonna come up with a formula that would either improve the world... or blow up the house.

When I was a kid, I use to build model airplanes with rubber band motors. Then I discovered batteries - it sure did increase the mileage.

My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.

MacGyver: "Pick a number between one and ten, quick!"
Charlie: "Seven."
MacGyver: "Close, but wrong; I go first."

The man who said "Life is like a bowl of cherries" had it wrong. It's a bowl of Hungarian goulash: hot, sticky, and I'm not that hungry.

Yanna: "Why do they hate us?"
MacGyver: "Some people are scared of anyone who runs free."

Herpetologists will tell you everyone has an inner fear of snakes - including herpetologists.

The first time I got to ride on a merry-go-round, I was about six or seven. I'd never seen anything like it. It was a kind of magic. Go to a merry-go-round anywhere in the world and you can see the same look in the kids eyes. It's magic. It's a shame we have to grow up... and lose it.

Pete: "Wird hier auch mal Staub gewischt?"
Mac: "Zwei mal jährlich, pünktlich auf die Minute."

When you think about it, I take on a lot of jobs nobody else would want. The question is, why do I want 'em. I find myself asking these questions more and more and rationalizing answers with stuff like flexible hours, nice scenery, all expense paid vacations in colorful Eastern European luxury resorts. But, the bottom line is, I like it. I actually like getting into stuff that makes the old adrenaline pump. And, I get to meet some interesting people who have made some interesting career choices themselves.

It's a known fact that 80 decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On the other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody.