Tom's packin'! We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, he can drive in the car pool lane when he's alone. If it falls in the forest, believe me - it makes a sound. The Washington monument looks at it and says, "I want to be you when I grow up!"
Desperate Housewives - Season 7 EpisodeĀ 9
2There's no bad guys here, there's just people trying to figure things out.
Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 7
1Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.
Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 1
1Baby. Number. Five. An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care!
Desperate Housewives - Season 7 EpisodeĀ 1
1Tom: "I never thought you'd want a fifth kid?"
Lynette: "I don't, but I didn't want the first four and they're starting to grow on me!"
Lynette: "I don't, but I didn't want the first four and they're starting to grow on me!"
Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 7
1We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!
Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 21
1Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.
Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 19
1We will find someone - someone who doesn't remember what they were doing the day Lincoln was shot.
Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 15
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