Quotes by Lynette Scavo

There's no bad guys here, there's just people trying to figure things out.

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Tom's packin'! We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, he can drive in the car pool lane when he's alone. If it falls in the forest, believe me - it makes a sound. The Washington monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'

Baby. Number. Five. An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care!

I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.

Tom: "I never thought you'd want a fifth kid?"
Lynette: "I don't, but I didn't want the first four and they're starting to grow on me!"

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

We will find someone - someone who doesn't remember what they were doing the day lincoln was shot.